Produced by David Reed











JUST SO STORIES



By Rudyard Kipling









TABLE OF CONTENTS:



     HOW THE WHALE GOT HIS THROAT

     HOW THE CAMEL GOT HIS HUMP

     HOW THE RHINOCEROS GOT HIS SKIN

     HOW THE LEOPARD GOT HIS SPOTS

     THE ELEPHANT’S CHILD

     THE SING-SONG OF OLD MAN KANGAROO

     THE BEGINNING OF THE ARMADILLOS

     HOW THE FIRST LETTER WAS WRITTEN

     HOW THE ALPHABET WAS MADE

     THE CRAB THAT PLAYED WITH THE SEA

     THE CAT THAT WALKED BY HIMSELF

     THE BUTTERFLY THAT STAMPED









HOW THE WHALE GOT HIS THROAT



IN the sea, once upon a time, O my Best Beloved, there was a Whale, and

he ate fishes. He ate the starfish and the garfish, and the crab and the

dab, and the plaice and the dace, and the skate and his mate, and the

mackereel and the pickereel, and the really truly twirly-whirly eel. All

the fishes he could find in all the sea he ate with his mouth--so! Till

at last there was only one small fish left in all the sea, and he was a

small ‘Stute Fish, and he swam a little behind the Whale’s right ear,

so as to be out of harm’s way. Then the Whale stood up on his tail and

said, ‘I’m hungry.’ And the small ‘Stute Fish said in a small ‘stute

voice, ‘Noble and generous Cetacean, have you ever tasted Man?’



‘No,’ said the Whale. ‘What is it like?’



‘Nice,’ said the small ‘Stute Fish. ‘Nice but nubbly.’



‘Then fetch me some,’ said the Whale, and he made the sea froth up with

his tail.



‘One at a time is enough,’ said the ‘Stute Fish. ‘If you swim to

latitude Fifty North, longitude Forty West (that is magic), you will

find, sitting _on_ a raft, _in_ the middle of the sea, with nothing on

but a pair of blue canvas breeches, a pair of suspenders (you must _not_

forget the suspenders, Best Beloved), and a jack-knife, one

ship-wrecked Mariner, who, it is only fair to tell you, is a man of

infinite-resource-and-sagacity.’



So the Whale swam and swam to latitude Fifty North, longitude Forty

West, as fast as he could swim, and _on_ a raft, _in_ the middle of the

sea, _with_ nothing to wear except a pair of blue canvas breeches, a

pair of suspenders (you must particularly remember the suspenders, Best

Beloved), _and_ a jack-knife, he found one single, solitary shipwrecked

Mariner, trailing his toes in the water. (He had his mummy’s leave to

paddle, or else he would never have done it, because he was a man of

infinite-resource-and-sagacity.)



Then the Whale opened his mouth back and back and back till it nearly

touched his tail, and he swallowed the shipwrecked Mariner, and the

raft he was sitting on, and his blue canvas breeches, and the suspenders

(which you _must_ not forget), _and_ the jack-knife--He swallowed them

all down into his warm, dark, inside cup-boards, and then he smacked his

lips--so, and turned round three times on his tail.



But as soon as the Mariner, who was a man of

infinite-resource-and-sagacity, found himself truly inside the Whale’s

warm, dark, inside cup-boards, he stumped and he jumped and he thumped

and he bumped, and he pranced and he danced, and he banged and he

clanged, and he hit and he bit, and he leaped and he creeped, and he

prowled and he howled, and he hopped and he dropped, and he cried and he

sighed, and he crawled and he bawled, and he stepped and he lepped, and

he danced hornpipes where he shouldn’t, and the Whale felt most unhappy

indeed. (_Have_ you forgotten the suspenders?)



So he said to the ‘Stute Fish, ‘This man is very nubbly, and besides he

is making me hiccough. What shall I do?’



‘Tell him to come out,’ said the ‘Stute Fish.



So the Whale called down his own throat to the shipwrecked Mariner,

‘Come out and behave yourself. I’ve got the hiccoughs.’



‘Nay, nay!’ said the Mariner. ‘Not so, but far otherwise. Take me to my

natal-shore and the white-cliffs-of-Albion, and I’ll think about it.’

And he began to dance more than ever.



 ‘You had better take him home,’ said the ‘Stute Fish to the Whale.

 ‘I ought to have warned you that he is a man of infinite-resource-and-sagacity.’



So the Whale swam and swam and swam, with both flippers and his tail,

as hard as he could for the hiccoughs; and at last he saw the Mariner’s

natal-shore and the white-cliffs-of-Albion, and he rushed half-way

up the beach, and opened his mouth wide and wide and wide, and said,

‘Change here for Winchester, Ashuelot, Nashua, Keene, and stations on

the _Fitch_burg Road;’ and just as he said ‘Fitch’ the Mariner walked

out of his mouth. But while the Whale had been swimming, the Mariner,

who was indeed a person of infinite-resource-and-sagacity, had taken his

jack-knife and cut up the raft into a little square grating all running

criss-cross, and he had tied it firm with his suspenders (_now_, you

know why you were not to forget the suspenders!), and he dragged that

grating good and tight into the Whale’s throat, and there it stuck! Then

he recited the following _Sloka_, which, as you have not heard it, I

will now proceed to relate--



  By means of a grating

  I have stopped your ating.



For the Mariner he was also an Hi-ber-ni-an. And he stepped out on the

shingle, and went home to his mother, who had given him leave to trail

his toes in the water; and he married and lived happily ever afterward.

So did the Whale. But from that day on, the grating in his throat,

which he could neither cough up nor swallow down, prevented him eating

anything except very, very small fish; and that is the reason why whales

nowadays never eat men or boys or little girls.



The small ‘Stute Fish went and hid himself in the mud under the

Door-sills of the Equator. He was afraid that the Whale might be angry

with him.



The Sailor took the jack-knife home. He was wearing the blue canvas

breeches when he walked out on the shingle. The suspenders were left

behind, you see, to tie the grating with; and that is the end of _that_

tale.





     WHEN the cabin port-holes are dark and green

       Because of the seas outside;

     When the ship goes _wop_ (with a wiggle between)

     And the steward falls into the soup-tureen,

       And the trunks begin to slide;

     When Nursey lies on the floor in a heap,

     And Mummy tells you to let her sleep,

     And you aren’t waked or washed or dressed,

     Why, then you will know (if you haven’t guessed)

     You’re ‘Fifty North and Forty West!’









HOW THE CAMEL GOT HIS HUMP



NOW this is the next tale, and it tells how the Camel got his big hump.



In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the

Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there was a Camel, and he

lived in the middle of a Howling Desert because he did not want to work;

and besides, he was a Howler himself. So he ate sticks and thorns and

tamarisks and milkweed and prickles, most ‘scruciating idle; and when

anybody spoke to him he said ‘Humph!’ Just ‘Humph!’ and no more.



Presently the Horse came to him on Monday morning, with a saddle on his

back and a bit in his mouth, and said, ‘Camel, O Camel, come out and

trot like the rest of us.’



‘Humph!’ said the Camel; and the Horse went away and told the Man.



Presently the Dog came to him, with a stick in his mouth, and said,

‘Camel, O Camel, come and fetch and carry like the rest of us.’



‘Humph!’ said the Camel; and the Dog went away and told the Man.



Presently the Ox came to him, with the yoke on his neck and said,

‘Camel, O Camel, come and plough like the rest of us.’



‘Humph!’ said the Camel; and the Ox went away and told the Man.



At the end of the day the Man called the Horse and the Dog and the Ox

together, and said, ‘Three, O Three, I’m very sorry for you (with the

world so new-and-all); but that Humph-thing in the Desert can’t work,

or he would have been here by now, so I am going to leave him alone, and

you must work double-time to make up for it.’



That made the Three very angry (with the world so new-and-all), and they

held a palaver, and an _indaba_, and a _punchayet_, and a pow-wow on

the edge of the Desert; and the Camel came chewing on milkweed _most_

‘scruciating idle, and laughed at them. Then he said ‘Humph!’ and went

away again.



Presently there came along the Djinn in charge of All Deserts, rolling

in a cloud of dust (Djinns always travel that way because it is Magic),

and he stopped to palaver and pow-pow with the Three.



‘Djinn of All Deserts,’ said the Horse, ‘is it right for any one to be

idle, with the world so new-and-all?’



‘Certainly not,’ said the Djinn.



‘Well,’ said the Horse, ‘there’s a thing in the middle of your Howling

Desert (and he’s a Howler himself) with a long neck and long legs, and

he hasn’t done a stroke of work since Monday morning. He won’t trot.’



‘Whew!’ said the Djinn, whistling, ‘that’s my Camel, for all the gold in

Arabia! What does he say about it?’



‘He says “Humph!”’ said the Dog; ‘and he won’t fetch and carry.’



‘Does he say anything else?’



‘Only “Humph!”; and he won’t plough,’ said the Ox.



‘Very good,’ said the Djinn. ‘I’ll humph him if you will kindly wait a

minute.’



The Djinn rolled himself up in his dust-cloak, and took a bearing across

the desert, and found the Camel most ‘scruciatingly idle, looking at his

own reflection in a pool of water.



‘My long and bubbling friend,’ said the Djinn, ‘what’s this I hear of

your doing no work, with the world so new-and-all?’



‘Humph!’ said the Camel.



The Djinn sat down, with his chin in his hand, and began to think a

Great Magic, while the Camel looked at his own reflection in the pool of

water.



‘You’ve given the Three extra work ever since Monday morning, all on

account of your ‘scruciating idleness,’ said the Djinn; and he went on

thinking Magics, with his chin in his hand.



‘Humph!’ said the Camel.



‘I shouldn’t say that again if I were you,’ said the Djinn; you might

say it once too often. Bubbles, I want you to work.’



And the Camel said ‘Humph!’ again; but no sooner had he said it than he

saw his back, that he was so proud of, puffing up and puffing up into a

great big lolloping humph.



‘Do you see that?’ said the Djinn. ‘That’s your very own humph that

you’ve brought upon your very own self by not working. To-day is

Thursday, and you’ve done no work since Monday, when the work began. Now

you are going to work.’



‘How can I,’ said the Camel, ‘with this humph on my back?’



‘That’s made a-purpose,’ said the Djinn, ‘all because you missed those

three days. You will be able to work now for three days without eating,

because you can live on your humph; and don’t you ever say I never

did anything for you. Come out of the Desert and go to the Three, and

behave. Humph yourself!’



And the Camel humphed himself, humph and all, and went away to join the

Three. And from that day to this the Camel always wears a humph (we call

it ‘hump’ now, not to hurt his feelings); but he has never yet caught up

with the three days that he missed at the beginning of the world, and he

has never yet learned how to behave.





     THE Camel’s hump is an ugly lump

       Which well you may see at the Zoo;

     But uglier yet is the hump we get

       From having too little to do.



     Kiddies and grown-ups too-oo-oo,

     If we haven’t enough to do-oo-oo,

         We get the hump--

         Cameelious hump--

     The hump that is black and blue!



     We climb out of bed with a frouzly head

       And a snarly-yarly voice.

     We shiver and scowl and we grunt and we growl

       At our bath and our boots and our toys;



     And there ought to be a corner for me

     (And I know there is one for you)

         When we get the hump--

         Cameelious hump--

     The hump that is black and blue!



     The cure for this ill is not to sit still,

       Or frowst with a book by the fire;

     But to take a large hoe and a shovel also,

       And dig till you gently perspire;



     And then you will find that the sun and the wind.

     And the Djinn of the Garden too,

         Have lifted the hump--

         The horrible hump--

     The hump that is black and blue!



     I get it as well as you-oo-oo--

     If I haven’t enough to do-oo-oo--

         We all get hump--

         Cameelious hump--

     Kiddies and grown-ups too!









HOW THE RHINOCEROS GOT HIS SKIN



ONCE upon a time, on an uninhabited island on the shores of the Red Sea,

there lived a Parsee from whose hat the rays of the sun were reflected

in more-than-oriental splendour. And the Parsee lived by the Red Sea

with nothing but his hat and his knife and a cooking-stove of the kind

that you must particularly never touch. And one day he took flour and

water and currants and plums and sugar and things, and made himself one

cake which was two feet across and three feet thick. It was indeed a

Superior Comestible (that’s magic), and he put it on stove because he

was allowed to cook on the stove, and he baked it and he baked it till

it was all done brown and smelt most sentimental. But just as he

was going to eat it there came down to the beach from the Altogether

Uninhabited Interior one Rhinoceros with a horn on his nose, two piggy

eyes, and few manners. In those days the Rhinoceros’s skin fitted him

quite tight. There were no wrinkles in it anywhere. He looked exactly

like a Noah’s Ark Rhinoceros, but of course much bigger. All the same,

he had no manners then, and he has no manners now, and he never will

have any manners. He said, ‘How!’ and the Parsee left that cake and

climbed to the top of a palm tree with nothing on but his hat, from

which the rays of the sun were always reflected in more-than-oriental

splendour. And the Rhinoceros upset the oil-stove with his nose, and

the cake rolled on the sand, and he spiked that cake on the horn of his

nose, and he ate it, and he went away, waving his tail, to the desolate

and Exclusively Uninhabited Interior which abuts on the islands of

Mazanderan, Socotra, and Promontories of the Larger Equinox. Then the

Parsee came down from his palm-tree and put the stove on its legs and

recited the following Sloka, which, as you have not heard, I will now

proceed to relate:--



  Them that takes cakes

  Which the Parsee-man bakes

  Makes dreadful mistakes.



And there was a great deal more in that than you would think.



Because, five weeks later, there was a heat wave in the Red Sea, and

everybody took off all the clothes they had. The Parsee took off his

hat; but the Rhinoceros took off his skin and carried it over his

shoulder as he came down to the beach to bathe. In those days it

buttoned underneath with three buttons and looked like a waterproof. He

said nothing whatever about the Parsee’s cake, because he had eaten

it all; and he never had any manners, then, since, or henceforward.

He waddled straight into the water and blew bubbles through his nose,

leaving his skin on the beach.



Presently the Parsee came by and found the skin, and he smiled one smile

that ran all round his face two times. Then he danced three times round

the skin and rubbed his hands. Then he went to his camp and filled his

hat with cake-crumbs, for the Parsee never ate anything but cake, and

never swept out his camp. He took that skin, and he shook that skin, and

he scrubbed that skin, and he rubbed that skin just as full of old,

dry, stale, tickly cake-crumbs and some burned currants as ever it could

possibly hold. Then he climbed to the top of his palm-tree and waited

for the Rhinoceros to come out of the water and put it on.



And the Rhinoceros did. He buttoned it up with the three buttons, and

it tickled like cake crumbs in bed. Then he wanted to scratch, but that

made it worse; and then he lay down on the sands and rolled and rolled

and rolled, and every time he rolled the cake crumbs tickled him worse

and worse and worse. Then he ran to the palm-tree and rubbed and rubbed

and rubbed himself against it. He rubbed so much and so hard that he

rubbed his skin into a great fold over his shoulders, and another fold

underneath, where the buttons used to be (but he rubbed the buttons

off), and he rubbed some more folds over his legs. And it spoiled his

temper, but it didn’t make the least difference to the cake-crumbs.

They were inside his skin and they tickled. So he went home, very angry

indeed and horribly scratchy; and from that day to this every rhinoceros

has great folds in his skin and a very bad temper, all on account of the

cake-crumbs inside.



But the Parsee came down from his palm-tree, wearing his hat, from which

the rays of the sun were reflected in more-than-oriental splendour,

packed up his cooking-stove, and went away in the direction of Orotavo,

Amygdala, the Upland Meadows of Anantarivo, and the Marshes of Sonaput.





     THIS Uninhabited Island

       Is off Cape Gardafui,

     By the Beaches of Socotra

       And the Pink Arabian Sea:

     But it’s hot--too hot from Suez

       For the likes of you and me

         Ever to go

         In a P. and O.

     And call on the Cake-Parsee!









HOW THE LEOPARD GOT HIS SPOTS



IN the days when everybody started fair, Best Beloved, the Leopard lived

in a place called the High Veldt. ‘Member it wasn’t the Low Veldt, or

the Bush Veldt, or the Sour Veldt, but the ‘sclusively bare, hot, shiny

High Veldt, where there was sand and sandy-coloured rock and ‘sclusively

tufts of sandy-yellowish grass. The Giraffe and the Zebra and the Eland

and the Koodoo and the Hartebeest lived there; and they were ‘sclusively

sandy-yellow-brownish all over; but the Leopard, he was the ‘sclusivest

sandiest-yellowish-brownest of them all--a greyish-yellowish

catty-shaped kind of beast, and he matched the ‘sclusively

yellowish-greyish-brownish colour of the High Veldt to one hair. This

was very bad for the Giraffe and the Zebra and the rest of them; for

he would lie down by a ‘sclusively yellowish-greyish-brownish stone or

clump of grass, and when the Giraffe or the Zebra or the Eland or the

Koodoo or the Bush-Buck or the Bonte-Buck came by he would surprise them

out of their jumpsome lives. He would indeed! And, also, there was an

Ethiopian with bows and arrows (a ‘sclusively greyish-brownish-yellowish

man he was then), who lived on the High Veldt with the Leopard; and the

two used to hunt together--the Ethiopian with his bows and arrows, and

the Leopard ‘sclusively with his teeth and claws--till the Giraffe and

the Eland and the Koodoo and the Quagga and all the rest of them didn’t

know which way to jump, Best Beloved. They didn’t indeed!



After a long time--things lived for ever so long in those days--they

learned to avoid anything that looked like a Leopard or an Ethiopian;

and bit by bit--the Giraffe began it, because his legs were the

longest--they went away from the High Veldt. They scuttled for days

and days and days till they came to a great forest, ‘sclusively full of

trees and bushes and stripy, speckly, patchy-blatchy shadows, and there

they hid: and after another long time, what with standing half in the

shade and half out of it, and what with the slippery-slidy shadows of

the trees falling on them, the Giraffe grew blotchy, and the Zebra grew

stripy, and the Eland and the Koodoo grew darker, with little wavy grey

lines on their backs like bark on a tree trunk; and so, though you could

hear them and smell them, you could very seldom see them, and then only

when you knew precisely where to look. They had a beautiful time in the

‘sclusively speckly-spickly shadows of the forest, while the Leopard and

the Ethiopian ran about over the ‘sclusively greyish-yellowish-reddish

High Veldt outside, wondering where all their breakfasts and their

dinners and their teas had gone. At last they were so hungry that they

ate rats and beetles and rock-rabbits, the Leopard and the Ethiopian,

and then they had the Big Tummy-ache, both together; and then they met

Baviaan--the dog-headed, barking Baboon, who is Quite the Wisest Animal

in All South Africa.



Said Leopard to Baviaan (and it was a very hot day), ‘Where has all the

game gone?’



And Baviaan winked. He knew.



Said the Ethiopian to Baviaan, ‘Can you tell me the present habitat

of the aboriginal Fauna?’ (That meant just the same thing, but the

Ethiopian always used long words. He was a grown-up.)



And Baviaan winked. He knew.



Then said Baviaan, ‘The game has gone into other spots; and my advice to

you, Leopard, is to go into other spots as soon as you can.’



And the Ethiopian said, ‘That is all very fine, but I wish to know

whither the aboriginal Fauna has migrated.’



Then said Baviaan, ‘The aboriginal Fauna has joined the aboriginal Flora

because it was high time for a change; and my advice to you, Ethiopian,

is to change as soon as you can.’



That puzzled the Leopard and the Ethiopian, but they set off to look for

the aboriginal Flora, and presently, after ever so many days, they saw

a great, high, tall forest full of tree trunks all ‘sclusively speckled

and sprottled and spottled, dotted and splashed and slashed and hatched

and cross-hatched with shadows. (Say that quickly aloud, and you will

see how very shadowy the forest must have been.)



‘What is this,’ said the Leopard, ‘that is so ‘sclusively dark, and yet

so full of little pieces of light?’



‘I don’t know, said the Ethiopian, ‘but it ought to be the aboriginal

Flora. I can smell Giraffe, and I can hear Giraffe, but I can’t see

Giraffe.’



‘That’s curious,’ said the Leopard. ‘I suppose it is because we have

just come in out of the sunshine. I can smell Zebra, and I can hear

Zebra, but I can’t see Zebra.’



‘Wait a bit, said the Ethiopian. ‘It’s a long time since we’ve hunted

‘em. Perhaps we’ve forgotten what they were like.’



‘Fiddle!’ said the Leopard. ‘I remember them perfectly on the High

Veldt, especially their marrow-bones. Giraffe is about seventeen feet

high, of a ‘sclusively fulvous golden-yellow from head to heel; and

Zebra is about four and a half feet high, of a’sclusively grey-fawn

colour from head to heel.’



‘Umm, said the Ethiopian, looking into the speckly-spickly shadows of

the aboriginal Flora-forest. ‘Then they ought to show up in this dark

place like ripe bananas in a smokehouse.’



But they didn’t. The Leopard and the Ethiopian hunted all day; and

though they could smell them and hear them, they never saw one of them.



‘For goodness’ sake,’ said the Leopard at tea-time, ‘let us wait till it

gets dark. This daylight hunting is a perfect scandal.’



So they waited till dark, and then the Leopard heard something breathing

sniffily in the starlight that fell all stripy through the branches, and

he jumped at the noise, and it smelt like Zebra, and it felt like Zebra,

and when he knocked it down it kicked like Zebra, but he couldn’t see

it. So he said, ‘Be quiet, O you person without any form. I am going to

sit on your head till morning, because there is something about you that

I don’t understand.’



Presently he heard a grunt and a crash and a scramble, and the Ethiopian

called out, ‘I’ve caught a thing that I can’t see. It smells like

Giraffe, and it kicks like Giraffe, but it hasn’t any form.’



‘Don’t you trust it,’ said the Leopard. ‘Sit on its head till the

morning--same as me. They haven’t any form--any of ‘em.’



So they sat down on them hard till bright morning-time, and then Leopard

said, ‘What have you at your end of the table, Brother?’



The Ethiopian scratched his head and said, ‘It ought to be ‘sclusively a

rich fulvous orange-tawny from head to heel, and it ought to be Giraffe;

but it is covered all over with chestnut blotches. What have you at your

end of the table, Brother?’



And the Leopard scratched his head and said, ‘It ought to be ‘sclusively

a delicate greyish-fawn, and it ought to be Zebra; but it is covered

all over with black and purple stripes. What in the world have you been

doing to yourself, Zebra? Don’t you know that if you were on the High

Veldt I could see you ten miles off? You haven’t any form.’



‘Yes,’ said the Zebra, ‘but this isn’t the High Veldt. Can’t you see?’



‘I can now,’ said the Leopard. ‘But I couldn’t all yesterday. How is it

done?’



‘Let us up,’ said the Zebra, ‘and we will show you.



They let the Zebra and the Giraffe get up; and Zebra moved away to some

little thorn-bushes where the sunlight fell all stripy, and Giraffe

moved off to some tallish trees where the shadows fell all blotchy.



‘Now watch,’ said the Zebra and the Giraffe. ‘This is the way it’s done.

One--two--three! And where’s your breakfast?’



Leopard stared, and Ethiopian stared, but all they could see were stripy

shadows and blotched shadows in the forest, but never a sign of Zebra

and Giraffe. They had just walked off and hidden themselves in the

shadowy forest.



‘Hi! Hi!’ said the Ethiopian. ‘That’s a trick worth learning. Take a

lesson by it, Leopard. You show up in this dark place like a bar of soap

in a coal-scuttle.’



‘Ho! Ho!’ said the Leopard. ‘Would it surprise you very much to know

that you show up in this dark place like a mustard-plaster on a sack of

coals?’



‘Well, calling names won’t catch dinner, said the Ethiopian. ‘The long

and the little of it is that we don’t match our backgrounds. I’m going

to take Baviaan’s advice. He told me I ought to change; and as I’ve

nothing to change except my skin I’m going to change that.’



‘What to?’ said the Leopard, tremendously excited.



‘To a nice working blackish-brownish colour, with a little purple in

it, and touches of slaty-blue. It will be the very thing for hiding in

hollows and behind trees.’



So he changed his skin then and there, and the Leopard was more excited

than ever; he had never seen a man change his skin before.



‘But what about me?’ he said, when the Ethiopian had worked his last

little finger into his fine new black skin.



‘You take Baviaan’s advice too. He told you to go into spots.’



‘So I did,’ said the Leopard. I went into other spots as fast as I

could. I went into this spot with you, and a lot of good it has done

me.’



‘Oh,’ said the Ethiopian, ‘Baviaan didn’t mean spots in South Africa. He

meant spots on your skin.’



‘What’s the use of that?’ said the Leopard.



‘Think of Giraffe,’ said the Ethiopian. ‘Or if you prefer stripes,

think of Zebra. They find their spots and stripes give them per-feet

satisfaction.’



‘Umm,’ said the Leopard. ‘I wouldn’t look like Zebra--not for ever so.’



‘Well, make up your mind,’ said the Ethiopian, ‘because I’d hate to

go hunting without you, but I must if you insist on looking like a

sun-flower against a tarred fence.’



‘I’ll take spots, then,’ said the Leopard; ‘but don’t make ‘em too

vulgar-big. I wouldn’t look like Giraffe--not for ever so.’



‘I’ll make ‘em with the tips of my fingers,’ said the Ethiopian.

‘There’s plenty of black left on my skin still. Stand over!’



Then the Ethiopian put his five fingers close together (there was plenty

of black left on his new skin still) and pressed them all over the

Leopard, and wherever the five fingers touched they left five little

black marks, all close together. You can see them on any Leopard’s skin

you like, Best Beloved. Sometimes the fingers slipped and the marks got

a little blurred; but if you look closely at any Leopard now you will

see that there are always five spots--off five fat black finger-tips.



‘Now you are a beauty!’ said the Ethiopian. ‘You can lie out on the bare

ground and look like a heap of pebbles. You can lie out on the naked

rocks and look like a piece of pudding-stone. You can lie out on a leafy

branch and look like sunshine sifting through the leaves; and you

can lie right across the centre of a path and look like nothing in

particular. Think of that and purr!’



‘But if I’m all this,’ said the Leopard, ‘why didn’t you go spotty too?’



‘Oh, plain black’s best for a nigger,’ said the Ethiopian. ‘Now come

along and we’ll see if we can’t get even with Mr. One-Two-Three Where’s

your Breakfast!’



So they went away and lived happily ever afterward, Best Beloved. That

is all.



Oh, now and then you will hear grown-ups say, ‘Can the Ethiopian change

his skin or the Leopard his spots?’ I don’t think even grown-ups would

keep on saying such a silly thing if the Leopard and the Ethiopian

hadn’t done it once--do you? But they will never do it again, Best

Beloved. They are quite contented as they are.





   I AM the Most Wise Baviaan, saying in most wise tones,

   ‘Let us melt into the landscape--just us two by our lones.’

   People have come--in a carriage--calling. But Mummy is there....

   Yes, I can go if you take me--Nurse says she don’t care.

   Let’s go up to the pig-sties and sit on the farmyard rails!

   Let’s say things to the bunnies, and watch ‘em skitter their tails!

   Let’s--oh, anything, daddy, so long as it’s you and me,

   And going truly exploring, and not being in till tea!

   Here’s your boots (I’ve brought ‘em), and here’s your cap and stick,

   And here’s your pipe and tobacco. Oh, come along out of it--quick.









THE ELEPHANT’S CHILD



IN the High and Far-Off Times the Elephant, O Best Beloved, had no

trunk. He had only a blackish, bulgy nose, as big as a boot, that he

could wriggle about from side to side; but he couldn’t pick up things

with it. But there was one Elephant--a new Elephant--an Elephant’s

Child--who was full of ‘satiable curtiosity, and that means he asked

ever so many questions. And he lived in Africa, and he filled all Africa

with his ‘satiable curtiosities. He asked his tall aunt, the Ostrich,

why her tail-feathers grew just so, and his tall aunt the Ostrich

spanked him with her hard, hard claw. He asked his tall uncle, the

Giraffe, what made his skin spotty, and his tall uncle, the Giraffe,

spanked him with his hard, hard hoof. And still he was full of ‘satiable

curtiosity! He asked his broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, why her eyes were

red, and his broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, spanked him with her broad,

broad hoof; and he asked his hairy uncle, the Baboon, why melons tasted

just so, and his hairy uncle, the Baboon, spanked him with his hairy,

hairy paw. And still he was full of ‘satiable curtiosity! He asked

questions about everything that he saw, or heard, or felt, or smelt, or

touched, and all his uncles and his aunts spanked him. And still he was

full of ‘satiable curtiosity!



One fine morning in the middle of the Precession of the Equinoxes this

‘satiable Elephant’s Child asked a new fine question that he had never

asked before. He asked, ‘What does the Crocodile have for dinner?’ Then

everybody said, ‘Hush!’ in a loud and dretful tone, and they spanked him

immediately and directly, without stopping, for a long time.



By and by, when that was finished, he came upon Kolokolo Bird sitting

in the middle of a wait-a-bit thorn-bush, and he said, ‘My father has

spanked me, and my mother has spanked me; all my aunts and uncles have

spanked me for my ‘satiable curtiosity; and still I want to know what

the Crocodile has for dinner!’



Then Kolokolo Bird said, with a mournful cry, ‘Go to the banks of the

great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees,

and find out.’



That very next morning, when there was nothing left of the Equinoxes,

because the Precession had preceded according to precedent, this

‘satiable Elephant’s Child took a hundred pounds of bananas (the little

short red kind), and a hundred pounds of sugar-cane (the long purple

kind), and seventeen melons (the greeny-crackly kind), and said to all

his dear families, ‘Goodbye. I am going to the great grey-green, greasy

Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, to find out what the

Crocodile has for dinner.’ And they all spanked him once more for luck,

though he asked them most politely to stop.



Then he went away, a little warm, but not at all astonished, eating

melons, and throwing the rind about, because he could not pick it up.



He went from Graham’s Town to Kimberley, and from Kimberley to Khama’s

Country, and from Khama’s Country he went east by north, eating melons

all the time, till at last he came to the banks of the great grey-green,

greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, precisely as

Kolokolo Bird had said.



Now you must know and understand, O Best Beloved, that till that very

week, and day, and hour, and minute, this ‘satiable Elephant’s Child had

never seen a Crocodile, and did not know what one was like. It was all

his ‘satiable curtiosity.



The first thing that he found was a Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake curled

round a rock.



‘’Scuse me,’ said the Elephant’s Child most politely, ‘but have you seen

such a thing as a Crocodile in these promiscuous parts?’



‘Have I seen a Crocodile?’ said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake, in a

voice of dretful scorn. ‘What will you ask me next?’



‘’Scuse me,’ said the Elephant’s Child, ‘but could you kindly tell me

what he has for dinner?’



Then the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake uncoiled himself very quickly

from the rock, and spanked the Elephant’s Child with his scalesome,

flailsome tail.



‘That is odd,’ said the Elephant’s Child, ‘because my father and my

mother, and my uncle and my aunt, not to mention my other aunt, the

Hippopotamus, and my other uncle, the Baboon, have all spanked me for my

‘satiable curtiosity--and I suppose this is the same thing.



So he said good-bye very politely to the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake,

and helped to coil him up on the rock again, and went on, a little warm,

but not at all astonished, eating melons, and throwing the rind about,

because he could not pick it up, till he trod on what he thought was

a log of wood at the very edge of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo

River, all set about with fever-trees.



But it was really the Crocodile, O Best Beloved, and the Crocodile

winked one eye--like this!



‘’Scuse me,’ said the Elephant’s Child most politely, ‘but do you happen

to have seen a Crocodile in these promiscuous parts?’



Then the Crocodile winked the other eye, and lifted half his tail out of

the mud; and the Elephant’s Child stepped back most politely, because he

did not wish to be spanked again.



‘Come hither, Little One,’ said the Crocodile. ‘Why do you ask such

things?’



‘’Scuse me,’ said the Elephant’s Child most politely, ‘but my father has

spanked me, my mother has spanked me, not to mention my tall aunt, the

Ostrich, and my tall uncle, the Giraffe, who can kick ever so hard, as

well as my broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, and my hairy uncle, the Baboon,

and including the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake, with the scalesome,

flailsome tail, just up the bank, who spanks harder than any of them;

and so, if it’s quite all the same to you, I don’t want to be spanked

any more.’



‘Come hither, Little One,’ said the Crocodile, ‘for I am the Crocodile,’

and he wept crocodile-tears to show it was quite true.



Then the Elephant’s Child grew all breathless, and panted, and kneeled

down on the bank and said, ‘You are the very person I have been looking

for all these long days. Will you please tell me what you have for

dinner?’



‘Come hither, Little One,’ said the Crocodile, ‘and I’ll whisper.’



Then the Elephant’s Child put his head down close to the Crocodile’s

musky, tusky mouth, and the Crocodile caught him by his little nose,

which up to that very week, day, hour, and minute, had been no bigger

than a boot, though much more useful.



‘I think, said the Crocodile--and he said it between his teeth, like

this--‘I think to-day I will begin with Elephant’s Child!’



At this, O Best Beloved, the Elephant’s Child was much annoyed, and he

said, speaking through his nose, like this, ‘Led go! You are hurtig be!’



Then the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake scuffled down from the bank and

said, ‘My young friend, if you do not now, immediately and instantly,

pull as hard as ever you can, it is my opinion that your acquaintance in

the large-pattern leather ulster’ (and by this he meant the Crocodile)

‘will jerk you into yonder limpid stream before you can say Jack

Robinson.’



This is the way Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snakes always talk.



Then the Elephant’s Child sat back on his little haunches, and pulled,

and pulled, and pulled, and his nose began to stretch. And the Crocodile

floundered into the water, making it all creamy with great sweeps of his

tail, and he pulled, and pulled, and pulled.



And the Elephant’s Child’s nose kept on stretching; and the Elephant’s

Child spread all his little four legs and pulled, and pulled, and

pulled, and his nose kept on stretching; and the Crocodile threshed his

tail like an oar, and he pulled, and pulled, and pulled, and at each

pull the Elephant’s Child’s nose grew longer and longer--and it hurt him

hijjus!



Then the Elephant’s Child felt his legs slipping, and he said through

his nose, which was now nearly five feet long, ‘This is too butch for

be!’



Then the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake came down from the bank, and

knotted himself in a double-clove-hitch round the Elephant’s Child’s

hind legs, and said, ‘Rash and inexperienced traveller, we will now

seriously devote ourselves to a little high tension, because if we do

not, it is my impression that yonder self-propelling man-of-war with

the armour-plated upper deck’ (and by this, O Best Beloved, he meant the

Crocodile), ‘will permanently vitiate your future career.



That is the way all Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snakes always talk.



So he pulled, and the Elephant’s Child pulled, and the Crocodile pulled;

but the Elephant’s Child and the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake pulled

hardest; and at last the Crocodile let go of the Elephant’s Child’s nose

with a plop that you could hear all up and down the Limpopo.



Then the Elephant’s Child sat down most hard and sudden; but first he

was careful to say ‘Thank you’ to the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake; and

next he was kind to his poor pulled nose, and wrapped it all up in cool

banana leaves, and hung it in the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo to

cool.



‘What are you doing that for?’ said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake.



‘’Scuse me,’ said the Elephant’s Child, ‘but my nose is badly out of

shape, and I am waiting for it to shrink.



‘Then you will have to wait a long time, said the

Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. ‘Some people do not know what is good for

them.’



The Elephant’s Child sat there for three days waiting for his nose to

shrink. But it never grew any shorter, and, besides, it made him squint.

For, O Best Beloved, you will see and understand that the Crocodile

had pulled it out into a really truly trunk same as all Elephants have

to-day.



At the end of the third day a fly came and stung him on the shoulder,

and before he knew what he was doing he lifted up his trunk and hit that

fly dead with the end of it.



‘’Vantage number one!’ said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. ‘You

couldn’t have done that with a mere-smear nose. Try and eat a little

now.’



Before he thought what he was doing the Elephant’s Child put out his

trunk and plucked a large bundle of grass, dusted it clean against his

fore-legs, and stuffed it into his own mouth.



‘Vantage number two!’ said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. ‘You

couldn’t have done that with a mear-smear nose. Don’t you think the sun

is very hot here?’



‘It is,’ said the Elephant’s Child, and before he thought what he was

doing he schlooped up a schloop of mud from the banks of the great

grey-green, greasy Limpopo, and slapped it on his head, where it made a

cool schloopy-sloshy mud-cap all trickly behind his ears.



‘Vantage number three!’ said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. ‘You

couldn’t have done that with a mere-smear nose. Now how do you feel

about being spanked again?’



‘’Scuse me,’ said the Elephant’s Child, ‘but I should not like it at

all.’



‘How would you like to spank somebody?’ said the

Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake.



‘I should like it very much indeed,’ said the Elephant’s Child.



‘Well,’ said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake, ‘you will find that new

nose of yours very useful to spank people with.’



‘Thank you,’ said the Elephant’s Child, ‘I’ll remember that; and now I

think I’ll go home to all my dear families and try.’



So the Elephant’s Child went home across Africa frisking and whisking

his trunk. When he wanted fruit to eat he pulled fruit down from a tree,

instead of waiting for it to fall as he used to do. When he wanted grass

he plucked grass up from the ground, instead of going on his knees as he

used to do. When the flies bit him he broke off the branch of a tree

and used it as fly-whisk; and he made himself a new, cool, slushy-squshy

mud-cap whenever the sun was hot. When he felt lonely walking through

Africa he sang to himself down his trunk, and the noise was louder than

several brass bands.



He went especially out of his way to find a broad Hippopotamus (she was

no relation of his), and he spanked her very hard, to make sure that the

Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake had spoken the truth about his new trunk.

The rest of the time he picked up the melon rinds that he had dropped on

his way to the Limpopo--for he was a Tidy Pachyderm.



One dark evening he came back to all his dear families, and he coiled up

his trunk and said, ‘How do you do?’ They were very glad to see him,

and immediately said, ‘Come here and be spanked for your ‘satiable

curtiosity.’



‘Pooh,’ said the Elephant’s Child. ‘I don’t think you peoples know

anything about spanking; but I do, and I’ll show you.’ Then he uncurled

his trunk and knocked two of his dear brothers head over heels.



‘O Bananas!’ said they, ‘where did you learn that trick, and what have

you done to your nose?’



‘I got a new one from the Crocodile on the banks of the great

grey-green, greasy Limpopo River,’ said the Elephant’s Child. ‘I asked

him what he had for dinner, and he gave me this to keep.’



‘It looks very ugly,’ said his hairy uncle, the Baboon.



‘It does,’ said the Elephant’s Child. ‘But it’s very useful,’ and he

picked up his hairy uncle, the Baboon, by one hairy leg, and hove him

into a hornet’s nest.



Then that bad Elephant’s Child spanked all his dear families for a long

time, till they were very warm and greatly astonished. He pulled out

his tall Ostrich aunt’s tail-feathers; and he caught his tall uncle, the

Giraffe, by the hind-leg, and dragged him through a thorn-bush; and he

shouted at his broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, and blew bubbles into her

ear when she was sleeping in the water after meals; but he never let any

one touch Kolokolo Bird.



At last things grew so exciting that his dear families went off one

by one in a hurry to the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo

River, all set about with fever-trees, to borrow new noses from the

Crocodile. When they came back nobody spanked anybody any more; and ever

since that day, O Best Beloved, all the Elephants you will ever see,

besides all those that you won’t, have trunks precisely like the trunk

of the ‘satiable Elephant’s Child.





     I Keep six honest serving-men:

       (They taught me all I knew)

     Their names are What and Where and When

       And How and Why and Who.

     I send them over land and sea,

       I send them east and west;

     But after they have worked for me,

       I give them all a rest.



     I let them rest from nine till five.

       For I am busy then,

     As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,

       For they are hungry men:

     But different folk have different views:

       I know a person small--

     She keeps ten million serving-men,

       Who get no rest at all!

     She sends ‘em abroad on her own affairs,

       From the second she opens her eyes--

     One million Hows, two million Wheres,

       And seven million Whys!









THE SING-SONG OF OLD MAN KANGAROO



NOT always was the Kangaroo as now we do behold him, but a Different

Animal with four short legs. He was grey and he was woolly, and

his pride was inordinate: he danced on an outcrop in the middle of

Australia, and he went to the Little God Nqa.



He went to Nqa at six before breakfast, saying, ‘Make me different from

all other animals by five this afternoon.’



Up jumped Nqa from his seat on the sandflat and shouted, ‘Go away!’



He was grey and he was woolly, and his pride was inordinate: he danced

on a rock-ledge in the middle of Australia, and he went to the Middle

God Nquing.



He went to Nquing at eight after breakfast, saying, ‘Make me different

from all other animals; make me, also, wonderfully popular by five this

afternoon.’



Up jumped Nquing from his burrow in the spinifex and shouted, ‘Go away!’



He was grey and he was woolly, and his pride was inordinate: he danced

on a sandbank in the middle of Australia, and he went to the Big God

Nqong.



He went to Nqong at ten before dinner-time, saying, ‘Make me different

from all other animals; make me popular and wonderfully run after by

five this afternoon.’



Up jumped Nqong from his bath in the salt-pan and shouted, ‘Yes, I

will!’



Nqong called Dingo--Yellow-Dog Dingo--always hungry, dusty in the

sunshine, and showed him Kangaroo. Nqong said, ‘Dingo! Wake up, Dingo!

Do you see that gentleman dancing on an ashpit? He wants to be popular

and very truly run after. Dingo, make him SO!’



Up jumped Dingo--Yellow-Dog Dingo--and said, ‘What, that cat-rabbit?’



Off ran Dingo--Yellow-Dog Dingo--always hungry, grinning like a

coal-scuttle,--ran after Kangaroo.



Off went the proud Kangaroo on his four little legs like a bunny.



This, O Beloved of mine, ends the first part of the tale!



He ran through the desert; he ran through the mountains; he ran through

the salt-pans; he ran through the reed-beds; he ran through the blue

gums; he ran through the spinifex; he ran till his front legs ached.



He had to!



Still ran Dingo--Yellow-Dog Dingo--always hungry, grinning like a

rat-trap, never getting nearer, never getting farther,--ran after

Kangaroo.



He had to!



Still ran Kangaroo--Old Man Kangaroo. He ran through the ti-trees; he

ran through the mulga; he ran through the long grass; he ran through the

short grass; he ran through the Tropics of Capricorn and Cancer; he ran

till his hind legs ached.



He had to!



Still ran Dingo--Yellow-Dog Dingo--hungrier and hungrier, grinning like

a horse-collar, never getting nearer, never getting farther; and they

came to the Wollgong River.



Now, there wasn’t any bridge, and there wasn’t any ferry-boat, and

Kangaroo didn’t know how to get over; so he stood on his legs and

hopped.



He had to!



He hopped through the Flinders; he hopped through the Cinders; he

hopped through the deserts in the middle of Australia. He hopped like a

Kangaroo.



First he hopped one yard; then he hopped three yards; then he hopped

five yards; his legs growing stronger; his legs growing longer. He

hadn’t any time for rest or refreshment, and he wanted them very much.



Still ran Dingo--Yellow-Dog Dingo--very much bewildered, very much

hungry, and wondering what in the world or out of it made Old Man

Kangaroo hop.



For he hopped like a cricket; like a pea in a saucepan; or a new rubber

ball on a nursery floor.



He had to!



He tucked up his front legs; he hopped on his hind legs; he stuck out

his tail for a balance-weight behind him; and he hopped through the

Darling Downs.



He had to!



Still ran Dingo--Tired-Dog Dingo--hungrier and hungrier, very much

bewildered, and wondering when in the world or out of it would Old Man

Kangaroo stop.



Then came Nqong from his bath in the salt-pans, and said, ‘It’s five

o’clock.’



Down sat Dingo--Poor Dog Dingo--always hungry, dusky in the sunshine;

hung out his tongue and howled.



Down sat Kangaroo--Old Man Kangaroo--stuck out his tail like a

milking-stool behind him, and said, ‘Thank goodness that’s finished!’



Then said Nqong, who is always a gentleman, ‘Why aren’t you grateful to

Yellow-Dog Dingo? Why don’t you thank him for all he has done for you?’



Then said Kangaroo--Tired Old Kangaroo--He’s chased me out of the homes

of my childhood; he’s chased me out of my regular meal-times; he’s

altered my shape so I’ll never get it back; and he’s played Old Scratch

with my legs.’



Then said Nqong, ‘Perhaps I’m mistaken, but didn’t you ask me to make

you different from all other animals, as well as to make you very truly

sought after? And now it is five o’clock.’



‘Yes,’ said Kangaroo. ‘I wish that I hadn’t. I thought you would do it

by charms and incantations, but this is a practical joke.’



‘Joke!’ said Nqong from his bath in the blue gums. ‘Say that again and

I’ll whistle up Dingo and run your hind legs off.’



‘No,’ said the Kangaroo. ‘I must apologise. Legs are legs, and you

needn’t alter ‘em so far as I am concerned. I only meant to explain to

Your Lordliness that I’ve had nothing to eat since morning, and I’m very

empty indeed.’



‘Yes,’ said Dingo--Yellow-Dog Dingo,--‘I am just in the same situation.

I’ve made him different from all other animals; but what may I have for

my tea?’



Then said Nqong from his bath in the salt-pan, ‘Come and ask me about it

tomorrow, because I’m going to wash.’



So they were left in the middle of Australia, Old Man Kangaroo and

Yellow-Dog Dingo, and each said, ‘That’s your fault.’





     THIS is the mouth-filling song

     Of the race that was run by a Boomer,

     Run in a single burst--only event of its kind--

     Started by big God Nqong from Warrigaborrigarooma,

     Old Man Kangaroo first: Yellow-Dog Dingo behind.



     Kangaroo bounded away,

     His back-legs working like pistons--

     Bounded from morning till dark,

     Twenty-five feet to a bound.

     Yellow-Dog Dingo lay

     Like a yellow cloud in the distance--

     Much too busy to bark.

     My! but they covered the ground!



     Nobody knows where they went,

     Or followed the track that they flew in,

     For that Continent

     Hadn’t been given a name.

     They ran thirty degrees,

     From Torres Straits to the Leeuwin

     (Look at the Atlas, please),

     And they ran back as they came.



     S’posing you could trot

     From Adelaide to the Pacific,

     For an afternoon’s run

     Half what these gentlemen did

     You would feel rather hot,

     But your legs would develop terrific--

     Yes, my importunate son,

     You’d be a Marvellous Kid!









THE BEGINNING OF THE ARMADILLOS



THIS, O Best Beloved, is another story of the High and Far-Off Times.

In the very middle of those times was a Stickly-Prickly Hedgehog, and

he lived on the banks of the turbid Amazon, eating shelly snails and

things. And he had a friend, a Slow-Solid Tortoise, who lived on the

banks of the turbid Amazon, eating green lettuces and things. And so

that was all right, Best Beloved. Do you see?



But also, and at the same time, in those High and Far-Off Times, there

was a Painted Jaguar, and he lived on the banks of the turbid Amazon

too; and he ate everything that he could catch. When he could not catch

deer or monkeys he would eat frogs and beetles; and when he could not

catch frogs and beetles he went to his Mother Jaguar, and she told him

how to eat hedgehogs and tortoises.



She said to him ever so many times, graciously waving her tail, ‘My son,

when you find a Hedgehog you must drop him into the water and then he

will uncoil, and when you catch a Tortoise you must scoop him out of his

shell with your paw.’ And so that was all right, Best Beloved.



One beautiful night on the banks of the turbid Amazon, Painted Jaguar

found Stickly-Prickly Hedgehog and Slow-Solid Tortoise sitting under the

trunk of a fallen tree. They could not run away, and so Stickly-Prickly

curled himself up into a ball, because he was a Hedgehog, and Slow-Solid

Tortoise drew in his head and feet into his shell as far as they would

go, because he was a Tortoise; and so that was all right, Best Beloved.

Do you see?



‘Now attend to me,’ said Painted Jaguar, ‘because this is very

important. My mother said that when I meet a Hedgehog I am to drop him

into the water and then he will uncoil, and when I meet a Tortoise I am

to scoop him out of his shell with my paw. Now which of you is Hedgehog

and which is Tortoise? because, to save my spots, I can’t tell.’



‘Are you sure of what your Mummy told you?’ said Stickly-Prickly

Hedgehog. ‘Are you quite sure? Perhaps she said that when you uncoil a

Tortoise you must shell him out the water with a scoop, and when you paw

a Hedgehog you must drop him on the shell.’



‘Are you sure of what your Mummy told you?’ said Slow-and-Solid

Tortoise. ‘Are you quite sure? Perhaps she said that when you water a

Hedgehog you must drop him into your paw, and when you meet a Tortoise

you must shell him till he uncoils.’



‘I don’t think it was at all like that,’ said Painted Jaguar, but he

felt a little puzzled; ‘but, please, say it again more distinctly.’



‘When you scoop water with your paw you uncoil it with a Hedgehog,’ said

Stickly-Prickly. ‘Remember that, because it’s important.’



‘But,’ said the Tortoise, ‘when you paw your meat you drop it into a

Tortoise with a scoop. Why can’t you understand?’



‘You are making my spots ache,’ said Painted Jaguar; ‘and besides, I

didn’t want your advice at all. I only wanted to know which of you is

Hedgehog and which is Tortoise.’



‘I shan’t tell you,’ said Stickly-Prickly, ‘but you can scoop me out of

my shell if you like.’



‘Aha!’ said Painted Jaguar. ‘Now I know you’re Tortoise. You thought I

wouldn’t! Now I will.’ Painted Jaguar darted out his paddy-paw just as

Stickly-Prickly curled himself up, and of course Jaguar’s paddy-paw was

just filled with prickles. Worse than that, he knocked Stickly-Prickly

away and away into the woods and the bushes, where it was too dark to

find him. Then he put his paddy-paw into his mouth, and of course the

prickles hurt him worse than ever. As soon as he could speak he said,

‘Now I know he isn’t Tortoise at all. But’--and then he scratched

his head with his un-prickly paw--‘how do I know that this other is

Tortoise?’



‘But I am Tortoise,’ said Slow-and-Solid. Your mother was quite right.

She said that you were to scoop me out of my shell with your paw.

Begin.’



‘You didn’t say she said that a minute ago, said Painted Jaguar, sucking

the prickles out of his paddy-paw. ‘You said she said something quite

different.’



‘Well, suppose you say that I said that she said something quite

different, I don’t see that it makes any difference; because if she said

what you said I said she said, it’s just the same as if I said what she

said she said. On the other hand, if you think she said that you were to

uncoil me with a scoop, instead of pawing me into drops with a shell, I

can’t help that, can I?’



‘But you said you wanted to be scooped out of your shell with my paw,’

said Painted Jaguar.



‘If you’ll think again you’ll find that I didn’t say anything of the

kind. I said that your mother said that you were to scoop me out of my

shell,’ said Slow-and-Solid.



‘What will happen if I do?’ said the Jaguar most sniffily and most

cautious.



‘I don’t know, because I’ve never been scooped out of my shell before;

but I tell you truly, if you want to see me swim away you’ve only got to

drop me into the water.



‘I don’t believe it,’ said Painted Jaguar. ‘You’ve mixed up all the

things my mother told me to do with the things that you asked me whether

I was sure that she didn’t say, till I don’t know whether I’m on my

head or my painted tail; and now you come and tell me something I can

understand, and it makes me more mixy than before. My mother told me

that I was to drop one of you two into the water, and as you seem so

anxious to be dropped I think you don’t want to be dropped. So jump into

the turbid Amazon and be quick about it.’



‘I warn you that your Mummy won’t be pleased. Don’t tell her I didn’t

tell you,’ said Slow-Solid.



‘If you say another word about what my mother said--’ the Jaguar

answered, but he had not finished the sentence before Slow-and-Solid

quietly dived into the turbid Amazon, swam under water for a long way,

and came out on the bank where Stickly-Prickly was waiting for him.



‘That was a very narrow escape,’ said Stickly-Prickly. ‘I don’t rib

Painted Jaguar. What did you tell him that you were?’



‘I told him truthfully that I was a truthful Tortoise, but he wouldn’t

believe it, and he made me jump into the river to see if I was, and I

was, and he is surprised. Now he’s gone to tell his Mummy. Listen to

him!’



They could hear Painted Jaguar roaring up and down among the trees and

the bushes by the side of the turbid Amazon, till his Mummy came.



‘Son, son!’ said his mother ever so many times, graciously waving her

tail, ‘what have you been doing that you shouldn’t have done?’



‘I tried to scoop something that said it wanted to be scooped out of

its shell with my paw, and my paw is full of per-ickles,’ said Painted

Jaguar.



‘Son, son!’ said his mother ever so many times, graciously waving her

tail, ‘by the prickles in your paddy-paw I see that that must have been

a Hedgehog. You should have dropped him into the water.



‘I did that to the other thing; and he said he was a Tortoise, and I

didn’t believe him, and it was quite true, and he has dived under the

turbid Amazon, and he won’t come up again, and I haven’t anything at all

to eat, and I think we had better find lodgings somewhere else. They are

too clever on the turbid Amazon for poor me!’



‘Son, son!’ said his mother ever so many times, graciously waving

her tail, ‘now attend to me and remember what I say. A Hedgehog curls

himself up into a ball and his prickles stick out every which way at

once. By this you may know the Hedgehog.’



‘I don’t like this old lady one little bit,’ said Stickly-Prickly, under

the shadow of a large leaf. ‘I wonder what else she knows?’



‘A Tortoise can’t curl himself up,’ Mother Jaguar went on, ever so many

times, graciously waving her tail. ‘He only draws his head and legs into

his shell. By this you may know the tortoise.’



‘I don’t like this old lady at all--at all,’ said Slow-and-Solid

Tortoise. ‘Even Painted Jaguar can’t forget those directions. It’s a

great pity that you can’t swim, Stickly-Prickly.’



‘Don’t talk to me,’ said Stickly-Prickly. ‘Just think how much better

it would be if you could curl up. This is a mess! Listen to Painted

Jaguar.’



Painted Jaguar was sitting on the banks of the turbid Amazon sucking

prickles out of his Paws and saying to himself--



  ‘Can’t curl, but can swim--

  Slow-Solid, that’s him!

  Curls up, but can’t swim--

  Stickly-Prickly, that’s him!’



‘He’ll never forget that this month of Sundays,’ said Stickly-Prickly.

‘Hold up my chin, Slow-and-Solid. I’m going to try to learn to swim. It

may be useful.’



‘Excellent!’ said Slow-and-Solid; and he held up Stickly-Prickly’s chin,

while Stickly-Prickly kicked in the waters of the turbid Amazon.



‘You’ll make a fine swimmer yet,’ said Slow-and-Solid. ‘Now, if you can

unlace my back-plates a little, I’ll see what I can do towards curling

up. It may be useful.’



Stickly-Prickly helped to unlace Tortoise’s back-plates, so that by

twisting and straining Slow-and-Solid actually managed to curl up a

tiddy wee bit.



‘Excellent!’ said Stickly-Prickly; ‘but I shouldn’t do any more just

now. It’s making you black in the face. Kindly lead me into the water

once again and I’ll practice that side-stroke which you say is so easy.’

And so Stickly-Prickly practiced, and Slow-Solid swam alongside.



‘Excellent!’ said Slow-and-Solid. ‘A little more practice will make you

a regular whale. Now, if I may trouble you to unlace my back and front

plates two holes more, I’ll try that fascinating bend that you say is so

easy. Won’t Painted Jaguar be surprised!’



‘Excellent!’ said Stickly-Prickly, all wet from the turbid Amazon. ‘I

declare, I shouldn’t know you from one of my own family. Two holes, I

think, you said? A little more expression, please, and don’t grunt quite

so much, or Painted Jaguar may hear us. When you’ve finished, I want

to try that long dive which you say is so easy. Won’t Painted Jaguar be

surprised!’



And so Stickly-Prickly dived, and Slow-and-Solid dived alongside.



‘Excellent!’ said Slow-and-Solid. ‘A leetle more attention to holding

your breath and you will be able to keep house at the bottom of the

turbid Amazon. Now I’ll try that exercise of putting my hind legs round

my ears which you say is so peculiarly comfortable. Won’t Painted Jaguar

be surprised!’



‘Excellent!’ said Stickly-Prickly. ‘But it’s straining your back-plates

a little. They are all overlapping now, instead of lying side by side.’



‘Oh, that’s the result of exercise,’ said Slow-and-Solid. ‘I’ve noticed

that your prickles seem to be melting into one another, and that

you’re growing to look rather more like a pinecone, and less like a

chestnut-burr, than you used to.’



‘Am I?’ said Stickly-Prickly. ‘That comes from my soaking in the water.

Oh, won’t Painted Jaguar be surprised!’



They went on with their exercises, each helping the other, till morning

came; and when the sun was high they rested and dried themselves. Then

they saw that they were both of them quite different from what they had

been.



‘Stickly-Prickly,’ said Tortoise after breakfast, ‘I am not what I was

yesterday; but I think that I may yet amuse Painted Jaguar.



‘That was the very thing I was thinking just now,’ said Stickly-Prickly.

‘I think scales are a tremendous improvement on prickles--to say nothing

of being able to swim. Oh, won’t Painted Jaguar be surprised! Let’s go

and find him.’



By and by they found Painted Jaguar, still nursing his paddy-paw that

had been hurt the night before. He was so astonished that he fell three

times backward over his own painted tail without stopping.



‘Good morning!’ said Stickly-Prickly. ‘And how is your dear gracious

Mummy this morning?’



‘She is quite well, thank you,’ said Painted Jaguar; ‘but you must

forgive me if I do not at this precise moment recall your name.’



‘That’s unkind of you,’ said Stickly-Prickly, ‘seeing that this time

yesterday you tried to scoop me out of my shell with your paw.’



‘But you hadn’t any shell. It was all prickles,’ said Painted Jaguar. ‘I

know it was. Just look at my paw!’



‘You told me to drop into the turbid Amazon and be drowned,’ said

Slow-Solid. ‘Why are you so rude and forgetful to-day?’



‘Don’t you remember what your mother told you?’ said Stickly-Prickly,--



  ‘Can’t curl, but can swim--

  Stickly-Prickly, that’s him!

  Curls up, but can’t swim--

  Slow-Solid, that’s him!’



Then they both curled themselves up and rolled round and round Painted

Jaguar till his eyes turned truly cart-wheels in his head.



Then he went to fetch his mother.



‘Mother,’ he said, ‘there are two new animals in the woods to-day, and

the one that you said couldn’t swim, swims, and the one that you said

couldn’t curl up, curls; and they’ve gone shares in their prickles, I

think, because both of them are scaly all over, instead of one being

smooth and the other very prickly; and, besides that, they are rolling

round and round in circles, and I don’t feel comfy.’



‘Son, son!’ said Mother Jaguar ever so many times, graciously waving her

tail, ‘a Hedgehog is a Hedgehog, and can’t be anything but a Hedgehog;

and a Tortoise is a Tortoise, and can never be anything else.’



‘But it isn’t a Hedgehog, and it isn’t a Tortoise. It’s a little bit of

both, and I don’t know its proper name.’



‘Nonsense!’ said Mother Jaguar. ‘Everything has its proper name. I

should call it “Armadillo” till I found out the real one. And I should

leave it alone.’



So Painted Jaguar did as he was told, especially about leaving them

alone; but the curious thing is that from that day to this, O Best

Beloved, no one on the banks of the turbid Amazon has ever called

Stickly-Prickly and Slow-Solid anything except Armadillo. There are

Hedgehogs and Tortoises in other places, of course (there are some in

my garden); but the real old and clever kind, with their scales lying

lippety-lappety one over the other, like pine-cone scales, that lived on

the banks of the turbid Amazon in the High and Far-Off Days, are always

called Armadillos, because they were so clever.



So that; all right, Best Beloved. Do you see?



     I’VE never sailed the Amazon,

       I’ve never reached Brazil;

     But the Don and Magdelana,

       They can go there when they will!



             Yes, weekly from Southampton,

             Great steamers, white and gold,

             Go rolling down to Rio

             (Roll down--roll down to Rio!)

             And I’d like to roll to Rio

             Some day before I’m old!



     I’ve never seen a Jaguar,

       Nor yet an Armadill

     O dilloing in his armour,

       And I s’pose I never will,



             Unless I go to Rio

             These wonders to behold--

             Roll down--roll down to Rio--

             Roll really down to Rio!

             Oh, I’d love to roll to Rio

             Some day before I’m old!









HOW THE FIRST LETTER WAS WRITTEN



ONCE upon a most early time was a Neolithic man. He was not a Jute or an

Angle, or even a Dravidian, which he might well have been, Best Beloved,

but never mind why. He was a Primitive, and he lived cavily in a Cave,

and he wore very few clothes, and he couldn’t read and he couldn’t write

and he didn’t want to, and except when he was hungry he was

quite happy. His name was Tegumai Bopsulai, and that means,

‘Man-who-does-not-put-his-foot-forward-in-a-hurry’; but we, O Best

Beloved, will call him Tegumai, for short. And his wife’s name

was Teshumai Tewindrow, and that means,

‘Lady-who-asks-a-very-many-questions’; but we, O Best Beloved, will

call her Teshumai, for short. And his little girl-daughter’s name

was Taffimai Metallumai, and that means,

‘Small-person-without-any-manners-who-ought-to-be-spanked’; but I’m

going to call her Taffy. And she was Tegumai Bopsulai’s Best Beloved and

her own Mummy’s Best Beloved, and she was not spanked half as much as

was good for her; and they were all three very happy. As soon as

Taffy could run about she went everywhere with her Daddy Tegumai, and

sometimes they would not come home to the Cave till they were hungry,

and then Teshumai Tewindrow would say, ‘Where in the world have you two

been to, to get so shocking dirty? Really, my Tegumai, you’re no better

than my Taffy.’



Now attend and listen!



One day Tegumai Bopsulai went down through the beaver-swamp to the Wagai

river to spear carp-fish for dinner, and Taffy went too. Tegumai’s spear

was made of wood with shark’s teeth at the end, and before he had caught

any fish at all he accidentally broke it clean across by jabbing it down

too hard on the bottom of the river. They were miles and miles from home

(of course they had their lunch with them in a little bag), and Tegumai

had forgotten to bring any extra spears.



‘Here’s a pretty kettle of fish!’ said Tegumai. ‘It will take me half

the day to mend this.’



‘There’s your big black spear at home,’ said Taffy. ‘Let me run back to

the Cave and ask Mummy to give it me.’



‘It’s too far for your little fat legs,’ said Tegumai. ‘Besides, you

might fall into the beaver-swamp and be drowned. We must make the best

of a bad job.’ He sat down and took out a little leather mendy-bag, full

of reindeer-sinews and strips of leather, and lumps of bee’s-wax and

resin, and began to mend the spear.



Taffy sat down too, with her toes in the water and her chin in her

hand, and thought very hard. Then she said--‘I say, Daddy, it’s an awful

nuisance that you and I don’t know how to write, isn’t it? If we did we

could send a message for the new spear.’



‘Taffy,’ said Tegumai, ‘how often have I told you not to use slang?

“Awful” isn’t a pretty word, but it could be a convenience, now you

mention it, if we could write home.’



Just then a Stranger-man came along the river, but he belonged to a

far tribe, the Tewaras, and he did not understand one word of Tegumai’s

language. He stood on the bank and smiled at Taffy, because he had

a little girl-daughter Of his own at home. Tegumai drew a hank of

deer-sinews from his mendy-bag and began to mend his spear.



‘Come here, said Taffy. ‘Do you know where my Mummy lives?’ And the

Stranger-man said ‘Um!’ being, as you know, a Tewara.



‘Silly!’ said Taffy, and she stamped her foot, because she saw a shoal

of very big carp going up the river just when her Daddy couldn’t use his

spear.



‘Don’t bother grown-ups,’ said Tegumai, so busy with his spear-mending

that he did not turn round.



‘I aren’t, said Taffy. ‘I only want him to do what I want him to do, and

he won’t understand.’



‘Then don’t bother me, said Tegumai, and he went on pulling and

straining at the deer-sinews with his mouth full of loose ends. The

Stranger-man--a genuine Tewara he was--sat down on the grass, and Taffy

showed him what her Daddy was doing. The Stranger-man thought, this is a

very wonderful child. She stamps her foot at me and she makes faces. She

must be the daughter of that noble Chief who is so great that he won’t

take any notice of me.’ So he smiled more politely than ever.



‘Now,’ said Taffy, ‘I want you to go to my Mummy, because your legs are

longer than mine, and you won’t fall into the beaver-swamp, and ask for

Daddy’s other spear--the one with the black handle that hangs over our

fireplace.’



The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) thought, ‘This is a very, very

wonderful child. She waves her arms and she shouts at me, but I don’t

understand a word of what she says. But if I don’t do what she wants, I

greatly fear that that haughty Chief, Man-who-turns-his-back-on-callers,

will be angry.’ He got up and twisted a big flat piece of bark off a

birch-tree and gave it to Taffy. He did this, Best Beloved, to show that

his heart was as white as the birch-bark and that he meant no harm; but

Taffy didn’t quite understand.



‘Oh!’ said she. ‘Now I see! You want my Mummy’s living-address? Of

course I can’t write, but I can draw pictures if I’ve anything sharp to

scratch with. Please lend me the shark’s tooth off your necklace.’



The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) didn’t say anything, So Taffy

put up her little hand and pulled at the beautiful bead and seed and

shark-tooth necklace round his neck.



The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) thought, ‘This is a very, very,

very wonderful child. The shark’s tooth on my necklace is a magic

shark’s tooth, and I was always told that if anybody touched it without

my leave they would immediately swell up or burst, but this

child doesn’t swell up or burst, and that important Chief,

Man-who-attends-strictly-to-his-business, who has not yet taken any

notice of me at all, doesn’t seem to be afraid that she will swell up or

burst. I had better be more polite.’



So he gave Taffy the shark’s tooth, and she lay down flat on her tummy

with her legs in the air, like some people on the drawing-room floor

when they want to draw pictures, and she said, ‘Now I’ll draw you some

beautiful pictures! You can look over my shoulder, but you mustn’t

joggle. First I’ll draw Daddy fishing. It isn’t very like him; but Mummy

will know, because I’ve drawn his spear all broken. Well, now I’ll draw

the other spear that he wants, the black-handled spear. It looks as if

it was sticking in Daddy’s back, but that’s because the shark’s tooth

slipped and this piece of bark isn’t big enough. That’s the spear I want

you to fetch; so I’ll draw a picture of me myself ‘splaining to you. My

hair doesn’t stand up like I’ve drawn, but it’s easier to draw that way.

Now I’ll draw you. I think you’re very nice really, but I can’t make you

pretty in the picture, so you mustn’t be ‘fended. Are you ‘fended?’



The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) smiled. He thought, ‘There must

be a big battle going to be fought somewhere, and this extraordinary

child, who takes my magic shark’s tooth but who does not swell up or

burst, is telling me to call all the great Chief’s tribe to help him. He

is a great Chief, or he would have noticed me.



‘Look,’ said Taffy, drawing very hard and rather scratchily, ‘now I’ve

drawn you, and I’ve put the spear that Daddy wants into your hand, just

to remind you that you’re to bring it. Now I’ll show you how to find my

Mummy’s living-address. You go along till you come to two trees (those

are trees), and then you go over a hill (that’s a hill), and then you

come into a beaver-swamp all full of beavers. I haven’t put in all the

beavers, because I can’t draw beavers, but I’ve drawn their heads, and

that’s all you’ll see of them when you cross the swamp. Mind you don’t

fall in! Then our Cave is just beyond the beaver-swamp. It isn’t as high

as the hills really, but I can’t draw things very small. That’s my Mummy

outside. She is beautiful. She is the most beautifullest Mummy there

ever was, but she won’t be ‘fended when she sees I’ve drawn her so

plain. She’ll be pleased of me because I can draw. Now, in case you

forget, I’ve drawn the spear that Daddy wants outside our Cave. It’s

inside really, but you show the picture to my Mummy and she’ll give it

you. I’ve made her holding up her hands, because I know she’ll be so

pleased to see you. Isn’t it a beautiful picture? And do you quite

understand, or shall I ‘splain again?’



The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) looked at the picture and nodded

very hard. He said to himself,’ If I do not fetch this great Chief’s

tribe to help him, he will be slain by his enemies who are coming up on

all sides with spears. Now I see why the great Chief pretended not to

notice me! He feared that his enemies were hiding in the bushes and

would see him. Therefore he turned to me his back, and let the wise and

wonderful child draw the terrible picture showing me his difficulties.

I will away and get help for him from his tribe.’ He did not even ask

Taffy the road, but raced off into the bushes like the wind, with the

birch-bark in his hand, and Taffy sat down most pleased.



Now this is the picture that Taffy had drawn for him!



‘What have you been doing, Taffy?’ said Tegumai. He had mended his spear

and was carefully waving it to and fro.



‘It’s a little berangement of my own, Daddy dear,’ said Taffy. ‘If you

won’t ask me questions, you’ll know all about it in a little time, and

you’ll be surprised. You don’t know how surprised you’ll be, Daddy!

Promise you’ll be surprised.’



‘Very well,’ said Tegumai, and went on fishing.



The Stranger-man--did you know he was a Tewara?--hurried away with the

picture and ran for some miles, till quite by accident he found Teshumai

Tewindrow at the door of her Cave, talking to some other Neolithic

ladies who had come in to a Primitive lunch. Taffy was very like

Teshumai, especially about the upper part of the face and the eyes,

so the Stranger-man--always a pure Tewara--smiled politely and handed

Teshumai the birch-bark. He had run hard, so that he panted, and his

legs were scratched with brambles, but he still tried to be polite.



As soon as Teshumai saw the picture she screamed like anything and flew

at the Stranger-man. The other Neolithic ladies at once knocked him down

and sat on him in a long line of six, while Teshumai pulled his hair.



‘It’s as plain as the nose on this Stranger-man’s face,’ she said. ‘He

has stuck my Tegumai all full of spears, and frightened poor Taffy so

that her hair stands all on end; and not content with that, he brings

me a horrid picture of how it was done. Look!’ She showed the picture to

all the Neolithic ladies sitting patiently on the Stranger-man. ‘Here is

my Tegumai with his arm broken; here is a spear sticking into his back;

here is a man with a spear ready to throw; here is another man throwing

a spear from a Cave, and here are a whole pack of people’ (they were

Taffy’s beavers really, but they did look rather like people) ‘coming up

behind Tegumai. Isn’t it shocking!’



‘Most shocking!’ said the Neolithic ladies, and they filled the

Stranger-man’s hair with mud (at which he was surprised), and they beat

upon the Reverberating Tribal Drums, and called together all the chiefs

of the Tribe of Tegumai, with their Hetmans and Dolmans, all Neguses,

Woons, and Akhoonds of the organisation, in addition to the Warlocks,

Angekoks, Juju-men, Bonzes, and the rest, who decided that before they

chopped the Stranger-man’s head off he should instantly lead them down

to the river and show them where he had hidden poor Taffy.



By this time the Stranger-man (in spite of being a Tewara) was really

annoyed. They had filled his hair quite solid with mud; they had rolled

him up and down on knobby pebbles; they had sat upon him in a long

line of six; they had thumped him and bumped him till he could hardly

breathe; and though he did not understand their language, he was almost

sure that the names the Neolithic ladies called him were not ladylike.

However, he said nothing till all the Tribe of Tegumai were assembled,

and then he led them back to the bank of the Wagai river, and there they

found Taffy making daisy-chains, and Tegumai carefully spearing small

carp with his mended spear.



‘Well, you have been quick!’ said Taffy. ‘But why did you bring so many

people? Daddy dear, this is my surprise. Are you surprised, Daddy?’



‘Very,’ said Tegumai; ‘but it has ruined all my fishing for the day.

Why, the whole dear, kind, nice, clean, quiet Tribe is here, Taffy.’



And so they were. First of all walked Teshumai Tewindrow and the

Neolithic ladies, tightly holding on to the Stranger-man, whose hair was

full of mud (although he was a Tewara). Behind them came the Head Chief,

the Vice-Chief, the Deputy and Assistant Chiefs (all armed to the upper

teeth), the Hetmans and Heads of Hundreds, Platoffs with their Platoons,

and Dolmans with their Detachments; Woons, Neguses, and Akhoonds ranking

in the rear (still armed to the teeth). Behind them was the Tribe in

hierarchical order, from owners of four caves (one for each season), a

private reindeer-run, and two salmon-leaps, to feudal and prognathous

Villeins, semi-entitled to half a bearskin of winter nights, seven yards

from the fire, and adscript serfs, holding the reversion of a scraped

marrow-bone under heriot (Aren’t those beautiful words, Best Beloved?).

They were all there, prancing and shouting, and they frightened every

fish for twenty miles, and Tegumai thanked them in a fluid Neolithic

oration.



Then Teshumai Tewindrow ran down and kissed and hugged Taffy very much

indeed; but the Head Chief of the Tribe of Tegumai took Tegumai by the

top-knot feathers and shook him severely.



‘Explain! Explain! Explain!’ cried all the Tribe of Tegumai.



‘Goodness’ sakes alive!’ said Tegumai. ‘Let go of my top-knot. Can’t

a man break his carp-spear without the whole countryside descending on

him? You’re a very interfering people.’



‘I don’t believe you’ve brought my Daddy’s black-handled spear after

all,’ said Taffy. ‘And what are you doing to my nice Stranger-man?’



They were thumping him by twos and threes and tens till his eyes turned

round and round. He could only gasp and point at Taffy.



‘Where are the bad people who speared you, my darling?’ said Teshumai

Tewindrow.



‘There weren’t any,’ said Tegumai. ‘My only visitor this morning was the

poor fellow that you are trying to choke. Aren’t you well, or are you

ill, O Tribe of Tegumai?’



‘He came with a horrible picture,’ said the Head Chief,--‘a picture that

showed you were full of spears.’



‘Er-um-Pr’aps I’d better ‘splain that I gave him that picture,’ said

Taffy, but she did not feel quite comfy.



‘You!’ said the Tribe of Tegumai all together.

‘Small-person-with-no-manners-who-ought-to-be-spanked! You?’



‘Taffy dear, I’m afraid we’re in for a little trouble,’ said her Daddy,

and put his arm round her, so she didn’t care.



‘Explain! Explain! Explain!’ said the Head Chief of the Tribe of

Tegumai, and he hopped on one foot.



‘I wanted the Stranger-man to fetch Daddy’s spear, so I drawded it,’

said Taffy. ‘There wasn’t lots of spears. There was only one spear. I

drawded it three times to make sure. I couldn’t help it looking as if it

stuck into Daddy’s head--there wasn’t room on the birch-bark; and those

things that Mummy called bad people are my beavers. I drawded them to

show him the way through the swamp; and I drawded Mummy at the mouth of

the Cave looking pleased because he is a nice Stranger-man, and I think

you are just the stupidest people in the world,’ said Taffy. ‘He is a

very nice man. Why have you filled his hair with mud? Wash him!’



Nobody said anything at all for a longtime, till the Head Chief laughed;

then the Stranger-man (who was at least a Tewara) laughed; then Tegumai

laughed till he fell down flat on the bank; then all the Tribe laughed

more and worse and louder. The only people who did not laugh were

Teshumai Tewindrow and all the Neolithic ladies. They were very polite

to all their husbands, and said ‘Idiot!’ ever so often.



Then the Head Chief of the Tribe of Tegumai cried and said and sang, ‘O

Small-person-with-out-any-manners-who-ought-to-be-spanked, you’ve hit

upon a great invention!’



‘I didn’t intend to; I only wanted Daddy’s black-handled spear,’ said

Taffy.



‘Never mind. It is a great invention, and some day men will call it

writing. At present it is only pictures, and, as we have seen to-day,

pictures are not always properly understood. But a time will come, O

Babe of Tegumai, when we shall make letters--all twenty-six of ‘em,--and

when we shall be able to read as well as to write, and then we shall

always say exactly what we mean without any mistakes. Let the Neolithic

ladies wash the mud out of the stranger’s hair.’



‘I shall be glad of that,’ said Taffy, ‘because, after all, though

you’ve brought every single other spear in the Tribe of Tegumai, you’ve

forgotten my Daddy’s black-handled spear.’



Then the Head Chief cried and said and sang, ‘Taffy dear, the next time

you write a picture-letter, you’d better send a man who can talk our

language with it, to explain what it means. I don’t mind it myself,

because I am a Head Chief, but it’s very bad for the rest of the Tribe

of Tegumai, and, as you can see, it surprises the stranger.’



Then they adopted the Stranger-man (a genuine Tewara of Tewar) into the

Tribe of Tegumai, because he was a gentleman and did not make a fuss

about the mud that the Neolithic ladies had put into his hair. But

from that day to this (and I suppose it is all Taffy’s fault), very few

little girls have ever liked learning to read or write. Most of them

prefer to draw pictures and play about with their Daddies--just like

Taffy.





     THERE runs a road by Merrow Down--

       A grassy track to-day it is

     An hour out of Guildford town,

       Above the river Wey it is.



     Here, when they heard the horse-bells ring,

       The ancient Britons dressed and rode

     To watch the dark Phoenicians bring

       Their goods along the Western Road.



     And here, or hereabouts, they met

       To hold their racial talks and such--

     To barter beads for Whitby jet,

       And tin for gay shell torques and such.



     But long and long before that time

       (When bison used to roam on it)

     Did Taffy and her Daddy climb

       That down, and had their home on it.



     Then beavers built in Broadstone brook

       And made a swamp where Bramley stands:

     And bears from Shere would come and look

       For Taffimai where Shamley stands.



     The Wey, that Taffy called Wagai,

       Was more than six times bigger then;

     And all the Tribe of Tegumai

       They cut a noble figure then!









HOW THE ALPHABET WAS MADE



THE week after Taffimai Metallumai (we will still call her Taffy,

Best Beloved) made that little mistake about her Daddy’s spear and the

Stranger-man and the picture-letter and all, she went carp-fishing again

with her Daddy. Her Mummy wanted her to stay at home and help hang up

hides to dry on the big drying-poles outside their Neolithic Cave,

but Taffy slipped away down to her Daddy quite early, and they fished.

Presently she began to giggle, and her Daddy said, ‘Don’t be silly,

child.’



‘But wasn’t it inciting!’ said Taffy. ‘Don’t you remember how the Head

Chief puffed out his cheeks, and how funny the nice Stranger-man looked

with the mud in his hair?’



‘Well do I,’ said Tegumai. ‘I had to pay two deerskins--soft ones with

fringes--to the Stranger-man for the things we did to him.’



‘We didn’t do anything,’ said Taffy. ‘It was Mummy and the other

Neolithic ladies--and the mud.’



‘We won’t talk about that,’ said her Daddy, ‘Let’s have lunch.’



Taffy took a marrow-bone and sat mousy-quiet for ten whole minutes,

while her Daddy scratched on pieces of birch-bark with a shark’s tooth.

Then she said, ‘Daddy, I’ve thinked of a secret surprise. You make a

noise--any sort of noise.’



‘Ah!’ said Tegumai. ‘Will that do to begin with?’



‘Yes,’ said Taffy. ‘You look just like a carp-fish with its mouth open.

Say it again, please.’



‘Ah! ah! ah!’ said her Daddy. ‘Don’t be rude, my daughter.’



‘I’m not meaning rude, really and truly,’ said Taffy. ‘It’s part of my

secret-surprise-think. Do say ah, Daddy, and keep your mouth open at

the end, and lend me that tooth. I’m going to draw a carp-fish’s mouth

wide-open.’



‘What for?’ said her Daddy.



‘Don’t you see?’ said Taffy, scratching away on the bark. ‘That will be

our little secret s’prise. When I draw a carp-fish with his mouth open

in the smoke at the back of our Cave--if Mummy doesn’t mind--it will

remind you of that ah-noise. Then we can play that it was me jumped

out of the dark and s’prised you with that noise--same as I did in the

beaver-swamp last winter.’



‘Really?’ said her Daddy, in the voice that grown-ups use when they are

truly attending. ‘Go on, Taffy.’



‘Oh bother!’ she said. ‘I can’t draw all of a carp-fish, but I can draw

something that means a carp-fish’s mouth. Don’t you know how they stand

on their heads rooting in the mud? Well, here’s a pretence carp-fish (we

can play that the rest of him is drawn). Here’s just his mouth, and that

means ah.’ And she drew this. (1.)



‘That’s not bad,’ said Tegumai, and scratched on his own piece of bark

for himself; but you’ve forgotten the feeler that hangs across his

mouth.’



‘But I can’t draw, Daddy.’



‘You needn’t draw anything of him except just the opening of his mouth

and the feeler across. Then we’ll know he’s a carp-fish, ‘cause the

perches and trouts haven’t got feelers. Look here, Taffy.’ And he drew

this. (2.)



‘Now I’ll copy it.’ said Taffy. ‘Will you understand this when you see

it?’



‘Perfectly,’ said her Daddy.



And she drew this. (3.) ‘And I’ll be quite as s’prised when I see it

anywhere, as if you had jumped out from behind a tree and said ‘“Ah!”’



‘Now, make another noise,’ said Taffy, very proud.



‘Yah!’ said her Daddy, very loud.



‘H’m,’ said Taffy. ‘That’s a mixy noise. The end part is

ah-carp-fish-mouth; but what can we do about the front part? Yer-yer-yer

and ah! Ya!’



‘It’s very like the carp-fish-mouth noise. Let’s draw another bit of the

carp-fish and join ‘em,’ said her Daddy. He was quite incited too.



‘No. If they’re joined, I’ll forget. Draw it separate. Draw his tail.

If he’s standing on his head the tail will come first. ‘Sides, I think I

can draw tails easiest,’ said Taffy.



‘A good notion,’ said Tegumai. ‘Here’s a carp-fish tail for the

yer-noise.’ And he drew this. (4.)



‘I’ll try now,’ said Taffy. ‘’Member I can’t draw like you, Daddy. Will

it do if I just draw the split part of the tail, and the sticky-down

line for where it joins?’ And she drew this. (5.)



Her Daddy nodded, and his eyes were shiny bright with ‘citement.



‘That’s beautiful,’ she said. ‘Now make another noise, Daddy.’



‘Oh!’ said her Daddy, very loud.



‘That’s quite easy,’ said Taffy. ‘You make your mouth all around like an

egg or a stone. So an egg or a stone will do for that.’



‘You can’t always find eggs or stones. We’ll have to scratch a round

something like one.’ And he drew this. (6.)



‘My gracious!’ said Taffy, ‘what a lot of noise-pictures we’ve

made,--carp-mouth, carp-tail, and egg! Now, make another noise, Daddy.’



‘Ssh!’ said her Daddy, and frowned to himself, but Taffy was too incited

to notice.



‘That’s quite easy,’ she said, scratching on the bark.



‘Eh, what?’ said her Daddy. ‘I meant I was thinking, and didn’t want to

be disturbed.’



‘It’s a noise just the same. It’s the noise a snake makes, Daddy,

when it is thinking and doesn’t want to be disturbed. Let’s make the

ssh-noise a snake. Will this do?’ And she drew this. (7.)



‘There,’ she said. ‘That’s another s’prise-secret. When you draw a

hissy-snake by the door of your little back-cave where you mend

the spears, I’ll know you’re thinking hard; and I’ll come in most

mousy-quiet. And if you draw it on a tree by the river when you are

fishing, I’ll know you want me to walk most most mousy-quiet, so as not

to shake the banks.’



‘Perfectly true,’ said Tegumai. And there’s more in this game than you

think. Taffy, dear, I’ve a notion that your Daddy’s daughter has hit

upon the finest thing that there ever was since the Tribe of Tegumai

took to using shark’s teeth instead of flints for their spear-heads. I

believe we’ve found out the big secret of the world.’



‘Why?’ said Taffy, and her eyes shone too with incitement.



‘I’ll show,’ said her Daddy. ‘What’s water in the Tegumai language?’



‘Ya, of course, and it means river too--like Wagai-ya--the Wagai river.’



‘What is bad water that gives you fever if you drink it--black

water--swamp-water?’



‘Yo, of course.’



‘Now look,’ said her Daddy. ‘S’pose you saw this scratched by the side

of a pool in the beaver-swamp?’ And he drew this. (8.)



‘Carp-tail and round egg. Two noises mixed! Yo, bad water,’ said Taffy.

‘’Course I wouldn’t drink that water because I’d know you said it was

bad.’



‘But I needn’t be near the water at all. I might be miles away, hunting,

and still--’



‘And still it would be just the same as if you stood there and said,

“G’way, Taffy, or you’ll get fever.” All that in a carp-fish-tail and

a round egg! O Daddy, we must tell Mummy, quick!’ and Taffy danced all

round him.



‘Not yet,’ said Tegumai; ‘not till we’ve gone a little further. Let’s

see. Yo is bad water, but So is food cooked on the fire, isn’t it?’ And

he drew this. (9.)



‘Yes. Snake and egg,’ said Taffy ‘So that means dinner’s ready. If you

saw that scratched on a tree you’d know it was time to come to the Cave.

So’d I.’



‘My Winkie!’ said Tegumai. ‘That’s true too. But wait a minute. I see

a difficulty. SO means “come and have dinner,” but sho means the

drying-poles where we hang our hides.’



‘Horrid old drying-poles!’ said Taffy. ‘I hate helping to hang heavy,

hot, hairy hides on them. If you drew the snake and egg, and I thought

it meant dinner, and I came in from the wood and found that it meant I

was to help Mummy hang the two hides on the drying-poles, what would I

do?’



‘You’d be cross. So’d Mummy. We must make a new picture for sho. We must

draw a spotty snake that hisses sh-sh, and we’ll play that the plain

snake only hisses ssss.’



‘I couldn’t be sure how to put in the spots,’ said Taffy. ‘And p’raps

if you were in a hurry you might leave them out, and I’d think it was

so when it was sho, and then Mummy would catch me just the same. No! I

think we’d better draw a picture of the horrid high drying-poles their

very selves, and make quite sure. I’ll put them in just after the

hissy-snake. Look!’ And she drew this. (10.)



‘P’raps that’s safest. It’s very like our drying-poles, anyhow,’

said her Daddy, laughing. ‘Now I’ll make a new noise with a snake and

drying-pole sound in it. I’ll say shi. That’s Tegumai for spear, Taffy.’

And he laughed.



‘Don’t make fun of me,’ said Taffy, as she thought of her picture-letter

and the mud in the Stranger-man’s hair. ‘You draw it, Daddy.’



‘We won’t have beavers or hills this time, eh?’ said her Daddy, ‘I’ll

just draw a straight line for my spear.’ and he drew this. (11.)



‘Even Mummy couldn’t mistake that for me being killed.’



‘Please don’t, Daddy. It makes me uncomfy. Do some more noises. We’re

getting on beautifully.’



‘Er-hm!’ said Tegumai, looking up. ‘We’ll say shu. That means sky.’



Taffy drew the snake and the drying-pole. Then she stopped. ‘We must

make a new picture for that end sound, mustn’t we?’



‘Shu-shu-u-u-u!’ said her Daddy. ‘Why, it’s just like the

round-egg-sound made thin.’



‘Then s’pose we draw a thin round egg, and pretend it’s a frog that

hasn’t eaten anything for years.’



‘N-no,’ said her Daddy. ‘If we drew that in a hurry we might mistake it

for the round egg itself. Shu-shu-shu! ‘I tell you what we’ll do. We’ll

open a little hole at the end of the round egg to show how the O-noise

runs out all thin, ooo-oo-oo. Like this.’ And he drew this. (12.)



‘Oh, that’s lovely! Much better than a thin frog. Go on,’ said Taffy,

using her shark’s tooth. Her Daddy went on drawing, and his hand shook

with incitement. He went on till he had drawn this. (13.)



‘Don’t look up, Taffy,’ he said. ‘Try if you can make out what that

means in the Tegumai language. If you can, we’ve found the Secret.’



‘Snake--pole--broken--egg--carp--tail and carp-mouth,’ said Taffy.

‘Shu-ya. Sky-water (rain).’ Just then a drop fell on her hand, for the

day had clouded over. ‘Why, Daddy, it’s raining. Was that what you meant

to tell me?’



‘Of course,’ said her Daddy. ‘And I told it you without saying a word,

didn’t I?’



‘Well, I think I would have known it in a minute, but that raindrop made

me quite sure. I’ll always remember now. Shu-ya means rain, or “it is

going to rain.” Why, Daddy!’ She got up and danced round him. ‘S’pose

you went out before I was awake, and drawed shu-ya in the smoke on the

wall, I’d know it was going to rain and I’d take my beaver-skin hood.

Wouldn’t Mummy be surprised?’



Tegumai got up and danced. (Daddies didn’t mind doing those things in

those days.) ‘More than that! More than that!’ he said. ‘S’pose I wanted

to tell you it wasn’t going to rain much and you must come down to the

river, what would we draw? Say the words in Tegumai-talk first.’



‘Shu-ya-las, ya maru. (Sky-water ending. River come to.) what a lot of

new sounds! I don’t see how we can draw them.’



‘But I do--but I do!’ said Tegumai. ‘Just attend a minute, Taffy, and

we won’t do any more to-day. We’ve got shu-ya all right, haven’t we? But

this las is a teaser. La-la-la’ and he waved his shark-tooth.



‘There’s the hissy-snake at the end and the carp-mouth before the

snake--as-as-as. We only want la-la,’ said Taffy.



‘I know it, but we have to make la-la. And we’re the first people in all

the world who’ve ever tried to do it, Taffimai!’



‘Well,’ said Taffy, yawning, for she was rather tired. ‘Las means

breaking or finishing as well as ending, doesn’t it?’



‘So it does,’ said Tegumai. ‘To-las means that there’s no water in the

tank for Mummy to cook with--just when I’m going hunting, too.’



‘And shi-las means that your spear is broken. If I’d only thought of

that instead of drawing silly beaver pictures for the Stranger!’



‘La! La! La!’ said Tegumai, waiving his stick and frowning. ‘Oh bother!’



‘I could have drawn shi quite easily,’ Taffy went on. ‘Then I’d have

drawn your spear all broken--this way!’ And she drew. (14.)



‘The very thing,’ said Tegumai. ‘That’s la all over. It isn’t like any

of the other marks either.’ And he drew this. (15.)



‘Now for ya. Oh, we’ve done that before. Now for maru. Mum-mum-mum. Mum

shuts one’s mouth up, doesn’t it? We’ll draw a shut mouth like this.’

And he drew. (16.)



‘Then the carp-mouth open. That makes Ma-ma-ma! But what about this

rrrrr-thing, Taffy?’



‘It sounds all rough and edgy, like your shark-tooth saw when you’re

cutting out a plank for the canoe,’ said Taffy.



‘You mean all sharp at the edges, like this?’ said Tegumai. And he drew.

(17.)



‘’Xactly,’ said Taffy. ‘But we don’t want all those teeth: only put

two.’



‘I’ll only put in one,’ said Tegumai. ‘If this game of ours is going

to be what I think it will, the easier we make our sound-pictures the

better for everybody.’ And he drew. (18.)



‘Now, we’ve got it,’ said Tegumai, standing on one leg. ‘I’ll draw ‘em

all in a string like fish.’



‘Hadn’t we better put a little bit of stick or something between each

word, so’s they won’t rub up against each other and jostle, same as if

they were carps?’



‘Oh, I’ll leave a space for that,’ said her Daddy. And very incitedly he

drew them all without stopping, on a big new bit of birch-bark. (19.)



‘Shu-ya-las ya-maru,’ said Taffy, reading it out sound by sound.





‘That’s enough for to-day,’ said Tegumai. ‘Besides, you’re getting

tired, Taffy. Never mind, dear. We’ll finish it all to-morrow, and then

we’ll be remembered for years and years after the biggest trees you can

see are all chopped up for firewood.’



So they went home, and all that evening Tegumai sat on one side of the

fire and Taffy on the other, drawing ya’s and yo’s and shu’s and shi’s

in the smoke on the wall and giggling together till her Mummy said,

‘Really, Tegumai, you’re worse than my Taffy.’



‘Please don’t mind,’ said Taffy. ‘It’s only our secret-s’prise, Mummy

dear, and we’ll tell you all about it the very minute it’s done; but

please don’t ask me what it is now, or else I’ll have to tell.’



So her Mummy most carefully didn’t; and bright and early next morning

Tegumai went down to the river to think about new sound pictures,

and when Taffy got up she saw Ya-las (water is ending or running out)

chalked on the side of the big stone water-tank, outside the Cave.



‘Um,’ said Taffy. ‘These picture-sounds are rather a bother! Daddy’s

just as good as come here himself and told me to get more water for

Mummy to cook with.’ She went to the spring at the back of the house and

filled the tank from a bark bucket, and then she ran down to the river

and pulled her Daddy’s left ear--the one that belonged to her to pull

when she was good.



‘Now come along and we’ll draw all the left-over sound-pictures,’ said

her Daddy, and they had a most inciting day of it, and a beautiful lunch

in the middle, and two games of romps. When they came to T, Taffy said

that as her name, and her Daddy’s, and her Mummy’s all began with that

sound, they should draw a sort of family group of themselves holding

hands. That was all very well to draw once or twice; but when it came to

drawing it six or seven times, Taffy and Tegumai drew it scratchier and

scratchier, till at last the T-sound was only a thin long Tegumai with

his arms out to hold Taffy and Teshumai. You can see from these three

pictures partly how it happened. (20, 21, 22.)



Many of the other pictures were much too beautiful to begin with,

especially before lunch, but as they were drawn over and over again on

birch-bark, they became plainer and easier, till at last even Tegumai

said he could find no fault with them. They turned the hissy-snake the

other way round for the Z-sound, to show it was hissing backwards in a

soft and gentle way (23); and they just made a twiddle for E, because

it came into the pictures so often (24); and they drew pictures of the

sacred Beaver of the Tegumais for the B-sound (25, 26, 27, 28); and

because it was a nasty, nosy noise, they just drew noses for the

N-sound, till they were tired (29); and they drew a picture of the big

lake-pike’s mouth for the greedy Ga-sound (30); and they drew the pike’s

mouth again with a spear behind it for the scratchy, hurty Ka-sound

(31); and they drew pictures of a little bit of the winding Wagai river

for the nice windy-windy Wa-sound (32, 33); and so on and so forth and

so following till they had done and drawn all the sound-pictures that

they wanted, and there was the Alphabet, all complete.



And after thousands and thousands and thousands of years, and after

Hieroglyphics and Demotics, and Nilotics, and Cryptics, and Cufics, and

Runics, and Dorics, and Ionics, and all sorts of other ricks and

tricks (because the Woons, and the Neguses, and the Akhoonds, and the

Repositories of Tradition would never leave a good thing alone when they

saw it), the fine old easy, understandable Alphabet--A, B, C, D, E,

and the rest of ‘em--got back into its proper shape again for all Best

Beloveds to learn when they are old enough.



But I remember Tegumai Bopsulai, and Taffimai Metallumai and Teshumai

Tewindrow, her dear Mummy, and all the days gone by. And it was so--just

so--a little time ago--on the banks of the big Wagai!



     OF all the Tribe of Tegumai

       Who cut that figure, none remain,--

     On Merrow Down the cuckoos cry

       The silence and the sun remain.



     But as the faithful years return

       And hearts unwounded sing again,

     Comes Taffy dancing through the fern

       To lead the Surrey spring again.



     Her brows are bound with bracken-fronds,

       And golden elf-locks fly above;

     Her eyes are bright as diamonds

       And bluer than the skies above.



     In mocassins and deer-skin cloak,

       Unfearing, free and fair she flits,

     And lights her little damp-wood smoke

       To show her Daddy where she flits.



     For far--oh, very far behind,

       So far she cannot call to him,

     Comes Tegumai alone to find

       The daughter that was all to him.









THE CRAB THAT PLAYED WITH THE SEA



BEFORE the High and Far-Off Times, O my Best Beloved, came the Time of

the Very Beginnings; and that was in the days when the Eldest Magician

was getting Things ready. First he got the Earth ready; then he got the

Sea ready; and then he told all the Animals that they could come out and

play. And the Animals said, ‘O Eldest Magician, what shall we play

at?’ and he said, ‘I will show you. He took the

Elephant--All-the-Elephant-there-was--and said, ‘Play at being

an Elephant,’ and All-the-Elephant-there-was played. He took the

Beaver--All-the-Beaver-there-was and said, ‘Play at being a Beaver,’

and All-the Beaver-there-was played. He took the Cow--All-the

Cow-there-was--and said, ‘Play at being a Cow,’ and

All-the-Cow-there-was played. He took the Turtle--All-the-Turtle

there-was and said, ‘Play at being a Turtle,’ and

All-the-Turtle-there-was played. One by one he took all the beasts and

birds and fishes and told them what to play at.



But towards evening, when people and things grow restless and tired,

there came up the Man (With his own little girl-daughter?)--Yes, with

his own best beloved little girl-daughter sitting upon his shoulder, and

he said, ‘What is this play, Eldest Magician?’ And the Eldest Magician

said, ‘Ho, Son of Adam, this is the play of the Very Beginning; but you

are too wise for this play.’ And the Man saluted and said, ‘Yes, I am

too wise for this play; but see that you make all the Animals obedient

to me.’



Now, while the two were talking together, Pau Amma the Crab, who was

next in the game, scuttled off sideways and stepped into the sea, saying

to himself, ‘I will play my play alone in the deep waters, and I will

never be obedient to this son of Adam.’ Nobody saw him go away except

the little girl-daughter where she leaned on the Man’s shoulder. And the

play went on till there were no more Animals left without orders; and

the Eldest Magician wiped the fine dust off his hands and walked about

the world to see how the Animals were playing.



He went North, Best Beloved, and he found All-the-Elephant-there-was

digging with his tusks and stamping with his feet in the nice new clean

earth that had been made ready for him.



‘Kun?’ said All-the-Elephant-there-was, meaning, ‘Is this right?’



‘Payah kun,’ said the Eldest Magician, meaning, ‘That is quite

right’; and he breathed upon the great rocks and lumps of earth that

All-the-Elephant-there-was had thrown up, and they became the great

Himalayan Mountains, and you can look them out on the map.



He went East, and he found All-the-Cow there-was feeding in the field

that had been made ready for her, and she licked her tongue round a

whole forest at a time, and swallowed it and sat down to chew her cud.



‘Kun?’ said All-the-Cow-there-was.



‘Payah kun,’ said the Eldest Magician; and he breathed upon the bare

patch where she had eaten, and upon the place where she had sat down,

and one became the great Indian Desert, and the other became the Desert

of Sahara, and you can look them out on the map.



He went West, and he found All-the-Beaver-there-was making a beaver-dam

across the mouths of broad rivers that had been got ready for him.



‘Kun?’ said All-the-Beaver-there-was.



‘Payah kun,’ said the Eldest Magician; and he breathed upon the fallen

trees and the still water, and they became the Everglades in Florida,

and you may look them out on the map.



Then he went South and found All-the-Turtle-there-was scratching with

his flippers in the sand that had been got ready for him, and the sand

and the rocks whirled through the air and fell far off into the sea.



‘Kun?’ said All-the-Turtle-there-was.



‘Payah kun,’ said the Eldest Magician; and he breathed upon the sand and

the rocks, where they had fallen in the sea, and they became the most

beautiful islands of Borneo, Celebes, Sumatra, Java, and the rest of the

Malay Archipelago, and you can look them out on the map!



By and by the Eldest Magician met the Man on the banks of the Perak

river, and said, ‘Ho! Son of Adam, are all the Animals obedient to you?’



‘Yes,’ said the Man.



‘Is all the Earth obedient to you?’



‘Yes,’ said the Man.



‘Is all the Sea obedient to you?’



‘No,’ said the Man. ‘Once a day and once a night the Sea runs up the

Perak river and drives the sweet-water back into the forest, so that my

house is made wet; once a day and once a night it runs down the river

and draws all the water after it, so that there is nothing left but mud,

and my canoe is upset. Is that the play you told it to play?’



‘No,’ said the Eldest Magician. ‘That is a new and a bad play.’



‘Look!’ said the Man, and as he spoke the great Sea came up the mouth of

the Perak river, driving the river backwards till it overflowed all the

dark forests for miles and miles, and flooded the Man’s house.



‘This is wrong. Launch your canoe and we will find out who is playing

with the Sea,’ said the Eldest Magician. They stepped into the canoe;

the little girl-daughter came with them; and the Man took his kris--a

curving, wavy dagger with a blade like a flame,--and they pushed out on

the Perak river. Then the sea began to run back and back, and the canoe

was sucked out of the mouth of the Perak river, past Selangor, past

Malacca, past Singapore, out and out to the Island of Bingtang, as

though it had been pulled by a string.



Then the Eldest Magician stood up and shouted, ‘Ho! beasts, birds, and

fishes, that I took between my hands at the Very Beginning and taught

the play that you should play, which one of you is playing with the

Sea?’



Then all the beasts, birds, and fishes said together, ‘Eldest Magician,

we play the plays that you taught us to play--we and our children’s

children. But not one of us plays with the Sea.’



Then the Moon rose big and full over the water, and the Eldest Magician

said to the hunchbacked old man who sits in the Moon spinning a

fishing-line with which he hopes one day to catch the world, ‘Ho! Fisher

of the Moon, are you playing with the Sea?’



‘No,’ said the Fisherman, ‘I am spinning a line with which I shall some

day catch the world; but I do not play with the Sea.’ And he went on

spinning his line.



Now there is also a Rat up in the Moon who always bites the old

Fisherman’s line as fast as it is made, and the Eldest Magician said to

him, ‘Ho! Rat of the Moon, are you playing with the Sea?’



And the Rat said, ‘I am too busy biting through the line that this

old Fisherman is spinning. I do not play with the Sea.’ And he went on

biting the line.



Then the little girl-daughter put up her little soft brown arms with the

beautiful white shell bracelets and said, ‘O Eldest Magician! when my

father here talked to you at the Very Beginning, and I leaned upon his

shoulder while the beasts were being taught their plays, one beast went

away naughtily into the Sea before you had taught him his play.



And the Eldest Magician said, ‘How wise are little children who see and

are silent! What was the beast like?’



And the little girl-daughter said, ‘He was round and he was flat; and

his eyes grew upon stalks; and he walked sideways like this; and he was

covered with strong armour upon his back.’



And the Eldest Magician said, ‘How wise are little children who speak

truth! Now I know where Pau Amma went. Give me the paddle!’



So he took the paddle; but there was no need to paddle, for the water

flowed steadily past all the islands till they came to the place called

Pusat Tasek--the Heart of the Sea--where the great hollow is that leads

down to the heart of the world, and in that hollow grows the Wonderful

Tree, Pauh Janggi, that bears the magic twin nuts. Then the Eldest

Magician slid his arm up to the shoulder through the deep warm water,

and under the roots of the Wonderful Tree he touched the broad back of

Pau Amma the Crab. And Pau Amma settled down at the touch, and all the

Sea rose up as water rises in a basin when you put your hand into it.



‘Ah!’ said the Eldest Magician. ‘Now I know who has been playing with

the Sea;’ and he called out, ‘What are you doing, Pau Amma?’



And Pau Amma, deep down below, answered, ‘Once a day and once a night I

go out to look for my food. Once a day and once a night I return. Leave

me alone.’



Then the Eldest Magician said, ‘Listen, Pau Amma. When you go out from

your cave the waters of the Sea pour down into Pusat Tasek, and all the

beaches of all the islands are left bare, and the little fish die, and

Raja Moyang Kaban, the King of the Elephants, his legs are made muddy.

When you come back and sit in Pusat Tasek, the waters of the Sea rise,

and half the little islands are drowned, and the Man’s house is flooded,

and Raja Abdullah, the King of the Crocodiles, his mouth is filled with

the salt water.



Then Pau Amma, deep down below, laughed and said, ‘I did not know I

was so important. Henceforward I will go out seven times a day, and the

waters shall never be still.’



And the Eldest Magician said, ‘I cannot make you play the play you were

meant to play, Pau Amma, because you escaped me at the Very Beginning;

but if you are not afraid, come up and we will talk about it.’



‘I am not afraid,’ said Pau Amma, and he rose to the top of the sea in

the moonlight. There was nobody in the world so big as Pau Amma--for he

was the King Crab of all Crabs. Not a common Crab, but a King Crab. One

side of his great shell touched the beach at Sarawak; the other

touched the beach at Pahang; and he was taller than the smoke of three

volcanoes! As he rose up through the branches of the Wonderful Tree he

tore off one of the great twin fruits--the magic double kernelled nuts

that make people young,--and the little girl-daughter saw it bobbing

alongside the canoe, and pulled it in and began to pick out the soft

eyes of it with her little golden scissors.



‘Now,’ said the Magician, ‘make a Magic, Pau Amma, to show that you are

really important.’



Pau Amma rolled his eyes and waved his legs, but he could only stir up

the Sea, because, though he was a King Crab, he was nothing more than a

Crab, and the Eldest Magician laughed.



‘You are not so important after all, Pau Amma,’ he said. ‘Now, let

me try,’ and he made a Magic with his left hand--with just the little

finger of his left hand--and--lo and behold, Best Beloved, Pau Amma’s

hard, blue-green-black shell fell off him as a husk falls off a

cocoa-nut, and Pau Amma was left all soft--soft as the little crabs that

you sometimes find on the beach, Best Beloved.



‘Indeed, you are very important,’ said the Eldest Magician. ‘Shall I ask

the Man here to cut you with kris? Shall I send for Raja Moyang Kaban,

the King of the Elephants, to pierce you with his tusks, or shall I call

Raja Abdullah, the King of the Crocodiles, to bite you?’



And Pau Amma said, ‘I am ashamed! Give me back my hard shell and let me

go back to Pusat Tasek, and I will only stir out once a day and once a

night to get my food.’



And the Eldest Magician said, ‘No, Pau Amma, I will not give you back

your shell, for you will grow bigger and prouder and stronger, and

perhaps you will forget your promise, and you will play with the Sea

once more.



Then Pau Amma said, ‘What shall I do? I am so big that I can only hide

in Pusat Tasek, and if I go anywhere else, all soft as I am now, the

sharks and the dogfish will eat me. And if I go to Pusat Tasek, all soft

as I am now, though I may be safe, I can never stir out to get my food,

and so I shall die.’ Then he waved his legs and lamented.



‘Listen, Pau Amma,’ said the Eldest Magician. ‘I cannot make you play

the play you were meant to play, because you escaped me at the Very

Beginning; but if you choose, I can make every stone and every hole and

every bunch of weed in all the seas a safe Pusat Tasek for you and your

children for always.’



Then Pau Amma said, ‘That is good, but I do not choose yet. Look! there

is that Man who talked to you at the Very Beginning. If he had not taken

up your attention I should not have grown tired of waiting and run away,

and all this would never have happened. What will he do for me?’



And the Man said, ‘If you choose, I will make a Magic, so that both

the deep water and the dry ground will be a home for you and your

children--so that you shall be able to hide both on the land and in the

sea.’



And Pau Amma said, ‘I do not choose yet. Look! there is that girl who

saw me running away at the Very Beginning. If she had spoken then, the

Eldest Magician would have called me back, and all this would never have

happened. What will she do for me?’



And the little girl-daughter said, ‘This is a good nut that I am eating.

If you choose, I will make a Magic and I will give you this pair of

scissors, very sharp and strong, so that you and your children can eat

cocoa-nuts like this all day long when you come up from the Sea to the

land; or you can dig a Pusat Tasek for yourself with the scissors that

belong to you when there is no stone or hole near by; and when the earth

is too hard, by the help of these same scissors you can run up a tree.’



And Pau Amma said, ‘I do not choose yet, for, all soft as I am, these

gifts would not help me. Give me back my shell, O Eldest Magician, and

then I will play your play.’



And the Eldest Magician said, ‘I will give it back, Pau Amma, for eleven

months of the year; but on the twelfth month of every year it shall grow

soft again, to remind you and all your children that I can make magics,

and to keep you humble, Pau Amma; for I see that if you can run both

under the water and on land, you will grow too bold; and if you can

climb trees and crack nuts and dig holes with your scissors, you will

grow too greedy, Pau Amma.’



Then Pau Amma thought a little and said, ‘I have made my choice. I will

take all the gifts.’



Then the Eldest Magician made a Magic with the right hand, with all five

fingers of his right hand, and lo and behold, Best Beloved, Pau Amma

grew smaller and smaller and smaller, till at last there was only a

little green crab swimming in the water alongside the canoe, crying in a

very small voice, ‘Give me the scissors!’



And the girl-daughter picked him up on the palm of her little brown

hand, and sat him in the bottom of the canoe and gave him her scissors,

and he waved them in his little arms, and opened them and shut them and

snapped them, and said, ‘I can eat nuts. I can crack shells. I can dig

holes. I can climb trees. I can breathe in the dry air, and I can find

a safe Pusat Tasek under every stone. I did not know I was so important.

Kun?’ (Is this right?)



‘Payah-kun,’ said the Eldest Magician, and he laughed and gave him his

blessing; and little Pau Amma scuttled over the side of the canoe into

the water; and he was so tiny that he could have hidden under the shadow

of a dry leaf on land or of a dead shell at the bottom of the sea.



‘Was that well done?’ said the Eldest Magician.



‘Yes,’ said the Man. ‘But now we must go back to Perak, and that is

a weary way to paddle. If we had waited till Pau Amma had gone out of

Pusat Tasek and come home, the water would have carried us there by

itself.’



‘You are lazy,’ said the Eldest Magician. ‘So your children shall be

lazy. They shall be the laziest people in the world. They shall be

called the Malazy--the lazy people;’ and he held up his finger to the

Moon and said, ‘O Fisherman, here is the Man too lazy to row home. Pull

his canoe home with your line, Fisherman.’



‘No,’ said the Man. ‘If I am to be lazy all my days, let the Sea work

for me twice a day for ever. That will save paddling.’



And the Eldest Magician laughed and said, ‘Payah kun’ (That is right).



And the Rat of the Moon stopped biting the line; and the Fisherman let

his line down till it touched the Sea, and he pulled the whole deep Sea

along, past the Island of Bintang, past Singapore, past Malacca, past

Selangor, till the canoe whirled into the mouth of the Perak River

again. Kun?’ said the Fisherman of the Moon.



‘Payah kun,’ said the Eldest Magician. ‘See now that you pull the Sea

twice a day and twice a night for ever, so that the Malazy fishermen may

be saved paddling. But be careful not to do it too hard, or I shall make

a magic on you as I did to Pau Amma.’



Then they all went up the Perak River and went to bed, Best Beloved.



Now listen and attend!



From that day to this the Moon has always pulled the sea up and down

and made what we call the tides. Sometimes the Fisher of the Sea pulls a

little too hard, and then we get spring tides; and sometimes he pulls

a little too softly, and then we get what are called neap-tides; but

nearly always he is careful, because of the Eldest Magician.



And Pau Amma? You can see when you go to the beach, how all Pau Amma’s

babies make little Pusat Taseks for themselves under every stone

and bunch of weed on the sands; you can see them waving their little

scissors; and in some parts of the world they truly live on the dry

land and run up the palm trees and eat cocoa-nuts, exactly as the

girl-daughter promised. But once a year all Pau Ammas must shake off

their hard armour and be soft-to remind them of what the Eldest Magician

could do. And so it isn’t fair to kill or hunt Pau Amma’s babies just

because old Pau Amma was stupidly rude a very long time ago.



Oh yes! And Pau Amma’s babies hate being taken out of their little Pusat

Taseks and brought home in pickle-bottles. That is why they nip you with

their scissors, and it serves you right!





     CHINA-GOING P’s and O’s

     Pass Pau Amma’s playground close,

     And his Pusat Tasek lies

     Near the track of most B.I.’s.

     U.Y.K. and N.D.L.

     Know Pau Amma’s home as well

     As the fisher of the Sea knows

     ‘Bens,’ M.M.’s, and Rubattinos.

     But (and this is rather queer)

     A.T.L.’s can not come here;

     O. and O. and D.O.A.

     Must go round another way.

     Orient, Anchor, Bibby, Hall,

     Never go that way at all.

     U.C.S. would have a fit

     If it found itself on it.

     And if ‘Beavers’ took their cargoes

     To Penang instead of Lagos,

     Or a fat Shaw-Savill bore

     Passengers to Singapore,

     Or a White Star were to try a

     Little trip to Sourabaya,

     Or a B.S.A. went on

     Past Natal to Cheribon,

     Then great Mr. Lloyds would come

     With a wire and drag them home!



     You’ll know what my riddle means

     When you’ve eaten mangosteens.



Or if you can’t wait till then, ask them to let you have the outside

page of the Times; turn over to page 2 where it is marked ‘Shipping’

on the top left hand; then take the Atlas (and that is the finest

picture-book in the world) and see how the names of the places that

the steamers go to fit into the names of the places on the map. Any

steamer-kiddy ought to be able to do that; but if you can’t read, ask

some one to show it you.









THE CAT THAT WALKED BY HIMSELF



HEAR and attend and listen; for this befell and behappened and became

and was, O my Best Beloved, when the Tame animals were wild. The Dog was

wild, and the Horse was wild, and the Cow was wild, and the Sheep was

wild, and the Pig was wild--as wild as wild could be--and they walked in

the Wet Wild Woods by their wild lones. But the wildest of all the wild

animals was the Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to

him.



Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn’t even

begin to be tame till he met the Woman, and she told him that she

did not like living in his wild ways. She picked out a nice dry Cave,

instead of a heap of wet leaves, to lie down in; and she strewed clean

sand on the floor; and she lit a nice fire of wood at the back of

the Cave; and she hung a dried wild-horse skin, tail-down, across the

opening of the Cave; and she said, ‘Wipe you feet, dear, when you come

in, and now we’ll keep house.’



That night, Best Beloved, they ate wild sheep roasted on the hot stones,

and flavoured with wild garlic and wild pepper; and wild duck stuffed

with wild rice and wild fenugreek and wild coriander; and marrow-bones

of wild oxen; and wild cherries, and wild grenadillas. Then the Man

went to sleep in front of the fire ever so happy; but the Woman sat up,

combing her hair. She took the bone of the shoulder of mutton--the big

fat blade-bone--and she looked at the wonderful marks on it, and she

threw more wood on the fire, and she made a Magic. She made the First

Singing Magic in the world.



Out in the Wet Wild Woods all the wild animals gathered together where

they could see the light of the fire a long way off, and they wondered

what it meant.



Then Wild Horse stamped with his wild foot and said, ‘O my Friends and O

my Enemies, why have the Man and the Woman made that great light in that

great Cave, and what harm will it do us?’



Wild Dog lifted up his wild nose and smelled the smell of roast mutton,

and said, ‘I will go up and see and look, and say; for I think it is

good. Cat, come with me.’



‘Nenni!’ said the Cat. ‘I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all

places are alike to me. I will not come.’



‘Then we can never be friends again,’ said Wild Dog, and he trotted off

to the Cave. But when he had gone a little way the Cat said to himself,

‘All places are alike to me. Why should I not go too and see and look

and come away at my own liking.’ So he slipped after Wild Dog softly,

very softly, and hid himself where he could hear everything.



When Wild Dog reached the mouth of the Cave he lifted up the dried

horse-skin with his nose and sniffed the beautiful smell of the roast

mutton, and the Woman, looking at the blade-bone, heard him, and

laughed, and said, ‘Here comes the first. Wild Thing out of the Wild

Woods, what do you want?’



Wild Dog said, ‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, what is this that

smells so good in the Wild Woods?’



Then the Woman picked up a roasted mutton-bone and threw it to Wild Dog,

and said, ‘Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, taste and try.’ Wild Dog

gnawed the bone, and it was more delicious than anything he had ever

tasted, and he said, ‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, give me another.’



The Woman said, ‘Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, help my Man to hunt

through the day and guard this Cave at night, and I will give you as

many roast bones as you need.’



‘Ah!’ said the Cat, listening. ‘This is a very wise Woman, but she is

not so wise as I am.’



Wild Dog crawled into the Cave and laid his head on the Woman’s lap, and

said, ‘O my Friend and Wife of my Friend, I will help Your Man to hunt

through the day, and at night I will guard your Cave.’



‘Ah!’ said the Cat, listening. ‘That is a very foolish Dog.’ And he went

back through the Wet Wild Woods waving his wild tail, and walking by his

wild lone. But he never told anybody.



When the Man waked up he said, ‘What is Wild Dog doing here?’ And the

Woman said, ‘His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend,

because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him

with you when you go hunting.’



Next night the Woman cut great green armfuls of fresh grass from the

water-meadows, and dried it before the fire, so that it smelt like

new-mown hay, and she sat at the mouth of the Cave and plaited a halter

out of horse-hide, and she looked at the shoulder of mutton-bone--at the

big broad blade-bone--and she made a Magic. She made the Second Singing

Magic in the world.



Out in the Wild Woods all the wild animals wondered what had happened to

Wild Dog, and at last Wild Horse stamped with his foot and said, ‘I will

go and see and say why Wild Dog has not returned. Cat, come with me.’



‘Nenni!’ said the Cat. ‘I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all

places are alike to me. I will not come.’ But all the same he followed

Wild Horse softly, very softly, and hid himself where he could hear

everything.



When the Woman heard Wild Horse tripping and stumbling on his long mane,

she laughed and said, ‘Here comes the second. Wild Thing out of the Wild

Woods what do you want?’



Wild Horse said, ‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, where is Wild Dog?’



The Woman laughed, and picked up the blade-bone and looked at it, and

said, ‘Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, you did not come here for Wild

Dog, but for the sake of this good grass.’



And Wild Horse, tripping and stumbling on his long mane, said, ‘That is

true; give it me to eat.’



The Woman said, ‘Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, bend your wild head

and wear what I give you, and you shall eat the wonderful grass three

times a day.’



‘Ah,’ said the Cat, listening, ‘this is a clever Woman, but she is not

so clever as I am.’ Wild Horse bent his wild head, and the Woman slipped

the plaited hide halter over it, and Wild Horse breathed on the Woman’s

feet and said, ‘O my Mistress, and Wife of my Master, I will be your

servant for the sake of the wonderful grass.’



‘Ah,’ said the Cat, listening, ‘that is a very foolish Horse.’ And he

went back through the Wet Wild Woods, waving his wild tail and walking

by his wild lone. But he never told anybody.



When the Man and the Dog came back from hunting, the Man said, ‘What is

Wild Horse doing here?’ And the Woman said, ‘His name is not Wild Horse

any more, but the First Servant, because he will carry us from place

to place for always and always and always. Ride on his back when you go

hunting.



Next day, holding her wild head high that her wild horns should not

catch in the wild trees, Wild Cow came up to the Cave, and the Cat

followed, and hid himself just the same as before; and everything

happened just the same as before; and the Cat said the same things as

before, and when Wild Cow had promised to give her milk to the Woman

every day in exchange for the wonderful grass, the Cat went back through

the Wet Wild Woods waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone,

just the same as before. But he never told anybody. And when the Man

and the Horse and the Dog came home from hunting and asked the same

questions same as before, the Woman said, ‘Her name is not Wild Cow any

more, but the Giver of Good Food. She will give us the warm white milk

for always and always and always, and I will take care of her while you

and the First Friend and the First Servant go hunting.



Next day the Cat waited to see if any other Wild thing would go up to

the Cave, but no one moved in the Wet Wild Woods, so the Cat walked

there by himself; and he saw the Woman milking the Cow, and he saw the

light of the fire in the Cave, and he smelt the smell of the warm white

milk.



Cat said, ‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, where did Wild Cow go?’



The Woman laughed and said, ‘Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, go back

to the Woods again, for I have braided up my hair, and I have put away

the magic blade-bone, and we have no more need of either friends or

servants in our Cave.



Cat said, ‘I am not a friend, and I am not a servant. I am the Cat who

walks by himself, and I wish to come into your cave.’



Woman said, ‘Then why did you not come with First Friend on the first

night?’



Cat grew very angry and said, ‘Has Wild Dog told tales of me?’



Then the Woman laughed and said, ‘You are the Cat who walks by himself,

and all places are alike to you. Your are neither a friend nor a

servant. You have said it yourself. Go away and walk by yourself in all

places alike.’



Then Cat pretended to be sorry and said, ‘Must I never come into the

Cave? Must I never sit by the warm fire? Must I never drink the warm

white milk? You are very wise and very beautiful. You should not be

cruel even to a Cat.’



Woman said, ‘I knew I was wise, but I did not know I was beautiful. So I

will make a bargain with you. If ever I say one word in your praise you

may come into the Cave.’



‘And if you say two words in my praise?’ said the Cat.



‘I never shall,’ said the Woman, ‘but if I say two words in your praise,

you may sit by the fire in the Cave.’



‘And if you say three words?’ said the Cat.



‘I never shall,’ said the Woman, ‘but if I say three words in your

praise, you may drink the warm white milk three times a day for always

and always and always.’



Then the Cat arched his back and said, ‘Now let the Curtain at the mouth

of the Cave, and the Fire at the back of the Cave, and the Milk-pots

that stand beside the Fire, remember what my Enemy and the Wife of my

Enemy has said.’ And he went away through the Wet Wild Woods waving his

wild tail and walking by his wild lone.



That night when the Man and the Horse and the Dog came home from

hunting, the Woman did not tell them of the bargain that she had made

with the Cat, because she was afraid that they might not like it.



Cat went far and far away and hid himself in the Wet Wild Woods by his

wild lone for a long time till the Woman forgot all about him. Only the

Bat--the little upside-down Bat--that hung inside the Cave, knew where

Cat hid; and every evening Bat would fly to Cat with news of what was

happening.



One evening Bat said, ‘There is a Baby in the Cave. He is new and pink

and fat and small, and the Woman is very fond of him.’



‘Ah,’ said the Cat, listening, ‘but what is the Baby fond of?’



‘He is fond of things that are soft and tickle,’ said the Bat. ‘He is

fond of warm things to hold in his arms when he goes to sleep. He is

fond of being played with. He is fond of all those things.’



‘Ah,’ said the Cat, listening, ‘then my time has come.’



Next night Cat walked through the Wet Wild Woods and hid very near the

Cave till morning-time, and Man and Dog and Horse went hunting. The

Woman was busy cooking that morning, and the Baby cried and interrupted.

So she carried him outside the Cave and gave him a handful of pebbles to

play with. But still the Baby cried.



Then the Cat put out his paddy paw and patted the Baby on the cheek, and

it cooed; and the Cat rubbed against its fat knees and tickled it under

its fat chin with his tail. And the Baby laughed; and the Woman heard

him and smiled.



Then the Bat--the little upside-down bat--that hung in the mouth of the

Cave said, ‘O my Hostess and Wife of my Host and Mother of my Host’s

Son, a Wild Thing from the Wild Woods is most beautifully playing with

your Baby.’



‘A blessing on that Wild Thing whoever he may be,’ said the Woman,

straightening her back, ‘for I was a busy woman this morning and he has

done me a service.’



That very minute and second, Best Beloved, the dried horse-skin

Curtain that was stretched tail-down at the mouth of the Cave fell

down--whoosh!--because it remembered the bargain she had made with the

Cat, and when the Woman went to pick it up--lo and behold!--the Cat was

sitting quite comfy inside the Cave.



‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy,’ said the Cat,

‘it is I: for you have spoken a word in my praise, and now I can sit

within the Cave for always and always and always. But still I am the Cat

who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.’



The Woman was very angry, and shut her lips tight and took up her

spinning-wheel and began to spin. But the Baby cried because the Cat had

gone away, and the Woman could not hush it, for it struggled and kicked

and grew black in the face.



‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy,’ said the Cat,

‘take a strand of the wire that you are spinning and tie it to your

spinning-whorl and drag it along the floor, and I will show you a magic

that shall make your Baby laugh as loudly as he is now crying.’



‘I will do so,’ said the Woman, ‘because I am at my wits’ end; but I

will not thank you for it.’



She tied the thread to the little clay spindle whorl and drew it across

the floor, and the Cat ran after it and patted it with his paws and

rolled head over heels, and tossed it backward over his shoulder and

chased it between his hind-legs and pretended to lose it, and pounced

down upon it again, till the Baby laughed as loudly as it had been

crying, and scrambled after the Cat and frolicked all over the Cave till

it grew tired and settled down to sleep with the Cat in its arms.



‘Now,’ said the Cat, ‘I will sing the Baby a song that shall keep him

asleep for an hour. And he began to purr, loud and low, low and loud,

till the Baby fell fast asleep. The Woman smiled as she looked down upon

the two of them and said, ‘That was wonderfully done. No question but

you are very clever, O Cat.’



That very minute and second, Best Beloved, the smoke of the fire at the

back of the Cave came down in clouds from the roof--puff!--because

it remembered the bargain she had made with the Cat, and when it had

cleared away--lo and behold!--the Cat was sitting quite comfy close to

the fire.



‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of My Enemy,’ said the Cat,

‘it is I, for you have spoken a second word in my praise, and now I can

sit by the warm fire at the back of the Cave for always and always and

always. But still I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are

alike to me.’



Then the Woman was very very angry, and let down her hair and put more

wood on the fire and brought out the broad blade-bone of the shoulder of

mutton and began to make a Magic that should prevent her from saying

a third word in praise of the Cat. It was not a Singing Magic, Best

Beloved, it was a Still Magic; and by and by the Cave grew so still that

a little wee-wee mouse crept out of a corner and ran across the floor.



‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy,’ said the Cat,

‘is that little mouse part of your magic?’



‘Ouh! Chee! No indeed!’ said the Woman, and she dropped the blade-bone

and jumped upon the footstool in front of the fire and braided up her

hair very quick for fear that the mouse should run up it.



‘Ah,’ said the Cat, watching, ‘then the mouse will do me no harm if I

eat it?’



‘No,’ said the Woman, braiding up her hair, ‘eat it quickly and I will

ever be grateful to you.’



Cat made one jump and caught the little mouse, and the Woman said,

‘A hundred thanks. Even the First Friend is not quick enough to catch

little mice as you have done. You must be very wise.’



That very moment and second, O Best Beloved, the Milk-pot that stood by

the fire cracked in two pieces--ffft--because it remembered the bargain

she had made with the Cat, and when the Woman jumped down from the

footstool--lo and behold!--the Cat was lapping up the warm white milk

that lay in one of the broken pieces.



‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy, said the Cat,

‘it is I; for you have spoken three words in my praise, and now I can

drink the warm white milk three times a day for always and always and

always. But still I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are

alike to me.’



Then the Woman laughed and set the Cat a bowl of the warm white milk and

said, ‘O Cat, you are as clever as a man, but remember that your bargain

was not made with the Man or the Dog, and I do not know what they will

do when they come home.’



‘What is that to me?’ said the Cat. ‘If I have my place in the Cave by

the fire and my warm white milk three times a day I do not care what the

Man or the Dog can do.’



That evening when the Man and the Dog came into the Cave, the Woman

told them all the story of the bargain while the Cat sat by the fire and

smiled. Then the Man said, ‘Yes, but he has not made a bargain with me

or with all proper Men after me.’ Then he took off his two leather boots

and he took up his little stone axe (that makes three) and he fetched a

piece of wood and a hatchet (that is five altogether), and he set them

out in a row and he said, ‘Now we will make our bargain. If you do not

catch mice when you are in the Cave for always and always and always, I

will throw these five things at you whenever I see you, and so shall all

proper Men do after me.’



‘Ah,’ said the Woman, listening, ‘this is a very clever Cat, but he is

not so clever as my Man.’



The Cat counted the five things (and they looked very knobby) and he

said, ‘I will catch mice when I am in the Cave for always and always and

always; but still I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are

alike to me.’



‘Not when I am near,’ said the Man. ‘If you had not said that last I

would have put all these things away for always and always and always;

but I am now going to throw my two boots and my little stone axe (that

makes three) at you whenever I meet you. And so shall all proper Men do

after me!’



Then the Dog said, ‘Wait a minute. He has not made a bargain with me or

with all proper Dogs after me.’ And he showed his teeth and said, ‘If

you are not kind to the Baby while I am in the Cave for always and

always and always, I will hunt you till I catch you, and when I catch

you I will bite you. And so shall all proper Dogs do after me.’



‘Ah,’ said the Woman, listening, ‘this is a very clever Cat, but he is

not so clever as the Dog.’



Cat counted the Dog’s teeth (and they looked very pointed) and he said,

‘I will be kind to the Baby while I am in the Cave, as long as he does

not pull my tail too hard, for always and always and always. But still I

am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.’



‘Not when I am near,’ said the Dog. ‘If you had not said that last I

would have shut my mouth for always and always and always; but now I am

going to hunt you up a tree whenever I meet you. And so shall all proper

Dogs do after me.’



Then the Man threw his two boots and his little stone axe (that makes

three) at the Cat, and the Cat ran out of the Cave and the Dog chased

him up a tree; and from that day to this, Best Beloved, three proper Men

out of five will always throw things at a Cat whenever they meet him,

and all proper Dogs will chase him up a tree. But the Cat keeps his side

of the bargain too. He will kill mice and he will be kind to Babies when

he is in the house, just as long as they do not pull his tail too hard.

But when he has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up

and night comes, he is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are

alike to him. Then he goes out to the Wet Wild Woods or up the Wet Wild

Trees or on the Wet Wild Roofs, waving his wild tail and walking by his

wild lone.





     PUSSY can sit by the fire and sing,

       Pussy can climb a tree,

     Or play with a silly old cork and string

       To’muse herself, not me.

     But I like Binkie my dog, because

       He Lnows how to behave;

     So, Binkie’s the same as the First Friend was,

       And I am the Man in the Cave.



     Pussy will play man-Friday till

       It’s time to wet her paw

     And make her walk on the window-sill

       (For the footprint Crusoe saw);

     Then she fluffles her tail and mews,

       And scratches and won’t attend.

     But Binkie will play whatever I choose,

       And he is my true First Friend.



     Pussy will rub my knees with her head

       Pretending she loves me hard;

     But the very minute I go to my bed

       Pussy runs out in the yard,

     And there she stays till the morning-light;

       So I know it is only pretend;

     But Binkie, he snores at my feet all night,

       And he is my Firstest Friend!









THE BUTTERFLY THAT STAMPED



THIS, O my Best Beloved, is a story--a new and a wonderful story--a

story quite different from the other stories--a story about The Most

Wise Sovereign Suleiman-bin-Daoud--Solomon the Son of David.



There are three hundred and fifty-five stories about Suleiman-bin-Daoud;

but this is not one of them. It is not the story of the Lapwing who

found the Water; or the Hoopoe who shaded Suleimanbin-Daoud from the

heat. It is not the story of the Glass Pavement, or the Ruby with

the Crooked Hole, or the Gold Bars of Balkis. It is the story of the

Butterfly that Stamped.



Now attend all over again and listen!



Suleiman-bin-Daoud was wise. He understood what the beasts said, what

the birds said, what the fishes said, and what the insects said. He

understood what the rocks said deep under the earth when they bowed in

towards each other and groaned; and he understood what the trees

said when they rustled in the middle of the morning. He understood

everything, from the bishop on the bench to the hyssop on the wall, and

Balkis, his Head Queen, the Most Beautiful Queen Balkis, was nearly as

wise as he was.



Suleiman-bin-Daoud was strong. Upon the third finger of the right hand

he wore a ring. When he turned it once, Afrits and Djinns came Out of

the earth to do whatever he told them. When he turned it twice, Fairies

came down from the sky to do whatever he told them; and when he turned

it three times, the very great angel Azrael of the Sword came dressed

as a water-carrier, and told him the news of the three worlds,

Above--Below--and Here.



And yet Suleiman-bin-Daoud was not proud. He very seldom showed off, and

when he did he was sorry for it. Once he tried to feed all the animals

in all the world in one day, but when the food was ready an Animal came

out of the deep sea and ate it up in three mouthfuls. Suleiman-bin-Daoud

was very surprised and said, ‘O Animal, who are you?’ And the Animal

said, ‘O King, live for ever! I am the smallest of thirty thousand

brothers, and our home is at the bottom of the sea. We heard that you

were going to feed all the animals in all the world, and my brothers

sent me to ask when dinner would be ready.’ Suleiman-bin-Daoud was more

surprised than ever and said, ‘O Animal, you have eaten all the dinner

that I made ready for all the animals in the world.’ And the Animal

said, ‘O King, live for ever, but do you really call that a dinner?

Where I come from we each eat twice as much as that between meals.’ Then

Suleiman-bin-Daoud fell flat on his face and said, ‘O Animal! I gave

that dinner to show what a great and rich king I was, and not because I

really wanted to be kind to the animals. Now I am ashamed, and it serves

me right. Suleiman-bin-Daoud was a really truly wise man, Best Beloved.

After that he never forgot that it was silly to show off; and now the

real story part of my story begins.



He married ever so many wifes. He married nine hundred and ninety-nine

wives, besides the Most Beautiful Balkis; and they all lived in a great

golden palace in the middle of a lovely garden with fountains. He

didn’t really want nine-hundred and ninety-nine wives, but in those

days everybody married ever so many wives, and of course the King had to

marry ever so many more just to show that he was the King.



Some of the wives were nice, but some were simply horrid, and the horrid

ones quarrelled with the nice ones and made them horrid too, and then

they would all quarrel with Suleiman-bin-Daoud, and that was horrid

for him. But Balkis the Most Beautiful never quarrelled with

Suleiman-bin-Daoud. She loved him too much. She sat in her rooms in the

Golden Palace, or walked in the Palace garden, and was truly sorry for

him.



Of course if he had chosen to turn his ring on his finger and call

up the Djinns and the Afrits they would have magicked all those nine

hundred and ninety-nine quarrelsome wives into white mules of the desert

or greyhounds or pomegranate seeds; but Suleiman-bin-Daoud thought that

that would be showing off. So, when they quarrelled too much, he only

walked by himself in one part of the beautiful Palace gardens and wished

he had never been born.



One day, when they had quarrelled for three weeks--all nine hundred and

ninety-nine wives together--Suleiman-bin-Daoud went out for peace

and quiet as usual; and among the orange trees he met Balkis the Most

Beautiful, very sorrowful because Suleiman-bin-Daoud was so worried.

And she said to him, ‘O my Lord and Light of my Eyes, turn the ring upon

your finger and show these Queens of Egypt and Mesopotamia and

Persia and China that you are the great and terrible King.’ But

Suleiman-bin-Daoud shook his head and said, ‘O my Lady and Delight of my

Life, remember the Animal that came out of the sea and made me ashamed

before all the animals in all the world because I showed off. Now, if

I showed off before these Queens of Persia and Egypt and Abyssinia and

China, merely because they worry me, I might be made even more ashamed

than I have been.’



And Balkis the Most Beautiful said, ‘O my Lord and Treasure of my Soul,

what will you do?’



And Suleiman-bin-Daoud said, ‘O my Lady and Content of my Heart, I

shall continue to endure my fate at the hands of these nine hundred and

ninety-nine Queens who vex me with their continual quarrelling.’



So he went on between the lilies and the loquats and the roses and the

cannas and the heavy-scented ginger-plants that grew in the garden, till

he came to the great camphor-tree that was called the Camphor Tree of

Suleiman-bin-Daoud. But Balkis hid among the tall irises and the spotted

bamboos and the red lillies behind the camphor-tree, so as to be near

her own true love, Suleiman-bin-Daoud.



Presently two Butterflies flew under the tree, quarrelling.



Suleiman-bin-Daoud heard one say to the other, ‘I wonder at your

presumption in talking like this to me. Don’t you know that if I stamped

with my foot all Suleiman-bin-Daoud’s Palace and this garden here would

immediately vanish in a clap of thunder.’



Then Suleiman-bin-Daoud forgot his nine hundred and ninety-nine

bothersome wives, and laughed, till the camphor-tree shook, at the

Butterfly’s boast. And he held out his finger and said, ‘Little man,

come here.’



The Butterfly was dreadfully frightened, but he managed to fly up to

the hand of Suleiman-bin-Daoud, and clung there, fanning himself.

Suleiman-bin-Daoud bent his head and whispered very softly, ‘Little man,

you know that all your stamping wouldn’t bend one blade of grass. What

made you tell that awful fib to your wife?--for doubtless she is your

wife.’



The Butterfly looked at Suleiman-bin-Daoud and saw the most wise King’s

eye twinkle like stars on a frosty night, and he picked up his courage

with both wings, and he put his head on one side and said, ‘O King, live

for ever. She is my wife; and you know what wives are like.



Suleiman-bin-Daoud smiled in his beard and said, ‘Yes, I know, little

brother.



‘One must keep them in order somehow, said the Butterfly, and she has

been quarrelling with me all the morning. I said that to quiet her.’



And Suleiman-bin-Daoud said, ‘May it quiet her. Go back to your wife,

little brother, and let me hear what you say.’



Back flew the Butterfly to his wife, who was all of a twitter behind

a leaf, and she said, ‘He heard you! Suleiman-bin-Daoud himself heard

you!’



‘Heard me!’ said the Butterfly. ‘Of course he did. I meant him to hear

me.’



‘And what did he say? Oh, what did he say?’



‘Well,’ said the Butterfly, fanning himself most importantly, ‘between

you and me, my dear--of course I don’t blame him, because his Palace

must have cost a great deal and the oranges are just ripening,--he asked

me not to stamp, and I promised I wouldn’t.’



‘Gracious!’ said his wife, and sat quite quiet; but Suleiman-bin-Daoud

laughed till the tears ran down his face at the impudence of the bad

little Butterfly.



Balkis the Most Beautiful stood up behind the tree among the red lilies

and smiled to herself, for she had heard all this talk. She thought,

‘If I am wise I can yet save my Lord from the persecutions of these

quarrelsome Queens,’ and she held out her finger and whispered softly to

the Butterfly’s Wife, ‘Little woman, come here.’ Up flew the Butterfly’s

Wife, very frightened, and clung to Balkis’s white hand.



Balkis bent her beautiful head down and whispered, ‘Little woman, do you

believe what your husband has just said?’



The Butterfly’s Wife looked at Balkis, and saw the most beautiful

Queen’s eyes shining like deep pools with starlight on them, and she

picked up her courage with both wings and said, ‘O Queen, be lovely for

ever. You know what men-folk are like.’



And the Queen Balkis, the Wise Balkis of Sheba, put her hand to her lips

to hide a smile and said, ‘Little sister, I know.’



‘They get angry,’ said the Butterfly’s Wife, fanning herself quickly,

‘over nothing at all, but we must humour them, O Queen. They never mean

half they say. If it pleases my husband to believe that I believe he

can make Suleiman-bin-Daoud’s Palace disappear by stamping his foot, I’m

sure I don’t care. He’ll forget all about it to-morrow.’



‘Little sister,’ said Balkis, ‘you are quite right; but next time he

begins to boast, take him at his word. Ask him to stamp, and see what

will happen. We know what men-folk are like, don’t we? He’ll be very

much ashamed.’



Away flew the Butterfly’s Wife to her husband, and in five minutes they

were quarrelling worse than ever.



‘Remember!’ said the Butterfly. ‘Remember what I can do if I stamp my

foot.’



‘I don’t believe you one little bit,’ said the Butterfly’s Wife. ‘I

should very much like to see it done. Suppose you stamp now.’



‘I promised Suleiman-bin-Daoud that I wouldn’t,’ said the Butterfly,

‘and I don’t want to break my promise.’



‘It wouldn’t matter if you did,’ said his wife. ‘You couldn’t bend

a blade of grass with your stamping. I dare you to do it,’ she said.

Stamp! Stamp! Stamp!’



Suleiman-bin-Daoud, sitting under the camphor-tree, heard every word

of this, and he laughed as he had never laughed in his life before. He

forgot all about his Queens; he forgot all about the Animal that came

out of the sea; he forgot about showing off. He just laughed with joy,

and Balkis, on the other side of the tree, smiled because her own true

love was so joyful.



Presently the Butterfly, very hot and puffy, came whirling back under

the shadow of the camphor-tree and said to Suleiman, ‘She wants me to

stamp! She wants to see what will happen, O Suleiman-bin-Daoud! You know

I can’t do it, and now she’ll never believe a word I say. She’ll laugh

at me to the end of my days!’



‘No, little brother,’ said Suleiman-bin-Daoud, ‘she will never laugh at

you again,’ and he turned the ring on his finger--just for the little

Butterfly’s sake, not for the sake of showing off,--and, lo and behold,

four huge Djinns came out of the earth!



‘Slaves,’ said Suleiman-bin-Daoud, ‘when this gentleman on my finger’

(that was where the impudent Butterfly was sitting) ‘stamps his left

front forefoot you will make my Palace and these gardens disappear in

a clap of thunder. When he stamps again you will bring them back

carefully.’



‘Now, little brother,’ he said, ‘go back to your wife and stamp all

you’ve a mind to.’



Away flew the Butterfly to his wife, who was crying, ‘I dare you to do

it! I dare you to do it! Stamp! Stamp now! Stamp!’ Balkis saw the four

vast Djinns stoop down to the four corners of the gardens with the

Palace in the middle, and she clapped her hands softly and said, ‘At

last Suleiman-bin-Daoud will do for the sake of a Butterfly what he

ought to have done long ago for his own sake, and the quarrelsome Queens

will be frightened!’



The the butterfly stamped. The Djinns jerked the Palace and the gardens

a thousand miles into the air: there was a most awful thunder-clap, and

everything grew inky-black. The Butterfly’s Wife fluttered about in the

dark, crying, ‘Oh, I’ll be good! I’m so sorry I spoke. Only bring the

gardens back, my dear darling husband, and I’ll never contradict again.’



The Butterfly was nearly as frightened as his wife, and

Suleiman-bin-Daoud laughed so much that it was several minutes before

he found breath enough to whisper to the Butterfly, ‘Stamp again, little

brother. Give me back my Palace, most great magician.’



‘Yes, give him back his Palace,’ said the Butterfly’s Wife, still flying

about in the dark like a moth. ‘Give him back his Palace, and don’t

let’s have any more horrid.magic.’



‘Well, my dear,’ said the Butterfly as bravely as he could, ‘you see

what your nagging has led to. Of course it doesn’t make any difference

to me--I’m used to this kind of thing--but as a favour to you and to

Suleiman-bin-Daoud I don’t mind putting things right.’



So he stamped once more, and that instant the Djinns let down the Palace

and the gardens, without even a bump. The sun shone on the dark-green

orange leaves; the fountains played among the pink Egyptian lilies; the

birds went on singing, and the Butterfly’s Wife lay on her side under

the camphor-tree waggling her wings and panting, ‘Oh, I’ll be good! I’ll

be good!’



Suleiman-bin-Daolld could hardly speak for laughing. He leaned back all

weak and hiccoughy, and shook his finger at the Butterfly and said, ‘O

great wizard, what is the sense of returning to me my Palace if at the

same time you slay me with mirth!’



Then came a terrible noise, for all the nine hundred and ninety-nine

Queens ran out of the Palace shrieking and shouting and calling for

their babies. They hurried down the great marble steps below the

fountain, one hundred abreast, and the Most Wise Balkis went statelily

forward to meet them and said, ‘What is your trouble, O Queens?’



They stood on the marble steps one hundred abreast and shouted, ‘What is

our trouble? We were living peacefully in our golden palace, as is our

custom, when upon a sudden the Palace disappeared, and we were left

sitting in a thick and noisome darkness; and it thundered, and Djinns

and Afrits moved about in the darkness! That is our trouble, O Head

Queen, and we are most extremely troubled on account of that trouble,

for it was a troublesome trouble, unlike any trouble we have known.’



Then Balkis the Most Beautiful Queen--Suleiman-bin-Daoud’s Very Best

Beloved--Queen that was of Sheba and Sable and the Rivers of the Gold

of the South--from the Desert of Zinn to the Towers of Zimbabwe--Balkis,

almost as wise as the Most Wise Suleiman-bin-Daoud himself, said, ‘It

is nothing, O Queens! A Butterfly has made complaint against his

wife because she quarrelled with him, and it has pleased our Lord

Suleiman-bin-Daoud to teach her a lesson in low-speaking and humbleness,

for that is counted a virtue among the wives of the butterflies.’



Then up and spoke an Egyptian Queen--the daughter of a Pharoah--and she

said, ‘Our Palace cannot be plucked up by the roots like a leek for the

sake of a little insect. No! Suleiman-bin-Daoud must be dead, and what

we heard and saw was the earth thundering and darkening at the news.’



Then Balkis beckoned that bold Queen without looking at her, and said to

her and to the others, ‘Come and see.’



They came down the marble steps, one hundred abreast, and beneath his

camphor-tree, still weak with laughing, they saw the Most Wise King

Suleiman-bin-Daoud rocking back and forth with a Butterfly on either

hand, and they heard him say, ‘O wife of my brother in the air, remember

after this, to please your husband in all things, lest he be provoked to

stamp his foot yet again; for he has said that he is used to this magic,

and he is most eminently a great magician--one who steals away the very

Palace of Suleirnan-bin-Daoud himself. Go in peace, little folk!’ And he

kissed them on the wings, and they flew away.



Then all the Queens except Balkis--the Most Beautiful and Splendid

Balkis, who stood apart smiling--fell flat on their faces, for they

said, ‘If these things are done when a Butterfly is displeased with

his wife, what shall be done to us who have vexed our King with our

loud-speaking and open quarrelling through many days?’



Then they put their veils over their heads, and they put their hands

over their mouths, and they tiptoed back to the Palace most mousy-quiet.



Then Balkis--The Most Beautiful and Excellent Balkis--went forward

through the red lilies into the shade of the camphor-tree and laid

her hand upon Suleiman-bin-Daoud’s shoulder and said, ‘O my Lord and

Treasure of my Soul, rejoice, for we have taught the Queens of Egypt and

Ethiopia and Abyssinia and Persia and India and China with a great and a

memorable teaching.’



And Suleiman-bin-Daoud, still looking after the Butterflies where they

played in the sunlight, said, ‘O my Lady and Jewel of my Felicity, when

did this happen? For I have been jesting with a Butterfly ever since I

came into the garden.’ And he told Balkis what he had done.



Balkis--The tender and Most Lovely Balkis--said, ‘O my Lord and Regent

of my Existence, I hid behind the camphor-tree and saw it all. It was I

who told the Butterfly’s Wife to ask the Butterfly to stamp, because I

hoped that for the sake of the jest my Lord would make some great magic

and that the Queens would see it and be frightened.’ And she told him

what the Queens had said and seen and thought.



Then Suleiman-bin-Daoud rose up from his seat under the camphor-tree,

and stretched his arms and rejoiced and said, ‘O my Lady and Sweetener

of my Days, know that if I had made a magic against my Queens for the

sake of pride or anger, as I made that feast for all the animals, I

should certainly have been put to shame. But by means of your wisdom

I made the magic for the sake of a jest and for the sake of a little

Butterfly, and--behold--it has also delivered me from the vexations of

my vexatious wives! Tell me, therefore, O my Lady and Heart of my Heart,

how did you come to be so wise?’ And Balkis the Queen, beautiful and

tall, looked up into Suleiman-bin-Daoud’s eyes and put her head a little

on one side, just like the Butterfly, and said, ‘First, O my Lord,

because I loved you; and secondly, O my Lord, because I know what

women-folk are.’



Then they went up to the Palace and lived happily ever afterwards.



But wasn’t it clever of Balkis?





     THERE was never a Queen like Balkis,

       From here to the wide world’s end;

     But Balkis talked to a butterfly

       As you would talk to a friend.



     There was never a King like Solomon,

       Not since the world began;

     But Solomon talked to a butterfly

       As a man would talk to a man.



     She was Queen of Sabaea--

       And he was Asia’s Lord--

     But they both of ‘em talked to butterflies

       When they took their walks abroad!